Abysmalcat

*Insert five adjectives and a caption about good vibes.*

[Abysmalcat @grumblebag]

Santa baby is about a sugar daddy that lives at the North Pole and does not know how to use a door.
I said what I said.

[mist @femininomena]

why isn't claudia allowed to be angry why isn't claudia allowed her anger why must her voice be smooth why is her death prolonged and when will it stop

[allison🎸 @aka__allison]

I hate when ppl act like the constant recontextulization of claudia is somehow a failure of writing. the entire point of claudia is that she is an idea. from minute 1 of the show shes already dead. we dont meet her. she is the tool of a psyche trying to cope with eternity.

[natalie 🩷 is in montreal @chikchikchirkun]

daniel “200% divorce rate” molloy tried to cause another divorce but loustat’s new marriage was too strong so he went straight to decapitation #tvlspoilers

[lescel tweets @lestathater]

what makes this even more painful is that earlier in the car louis is frustrated by how little he knows about lestat's past but the moment he finds out, his reaction confirms lestat's own worst fear and validates why he shouldn't share in the first place

[mavi @martyrstat]

do you know how much love has to be involved for the most capitalistic vampire in the entire world to want to leave everything behind and live in a trailer park in the middle of bumfuck nowhere with you #tvlspoilers

[𝕵 @chiippedfangs]

favourite new development is louis saying some extremely out of pocket shit and 5 minutes later going.....why did i say that. SELF AWARENESS!!!!

[ekko⁷ 💚🇱🇹 @Ekko_tv]

BEFORE DISCUSSING THIS EPISODE LETS ALL REMEMBER:

REVENGE PORN IS A CRIME. SPREADING REVENGE PORN IS A CRIME. BEAT THIS INTO YOUR HEAD #Tvlspoilers

[ana de lioncourt ✧ @icyhotriot]

#tvlspoilers gostei demais da decisão da série de deixar BEM claro que a claudia nao é a vítima coitada que o louis pintou ela, e sim uma vampira feroz presa no corpo de uma garotinha. ela odiava ambos os pais e manipulava eles como bem queria, e ela arrasou mt nisso

[𖦹 dizzy 𖦹 @velvetlestat]

me to armand and daniel

[meg @stepsofpalace]

#tvlspoilers I think it's very weird that anyone could watch Lestat's first reaction to his relationship with Gabi being revealed to Louis, to the world, being to vomit, and think that the show is presenting the incest as something consensual and salacious

[loustat explainer for idiots @samchilles]

armand murdering the entire unholy family in the unholy family show…WHATS WRONG WITH HIM #tvlspoilers

[s ¹⁰⁶ @yoncedulac]

“The songs are about me”
“Most of them😅”

“You opened up a restaurant three blocks away from my house because…”
“Yeah😅”

It’s cute to see when they drop the pretence around each other #tvlspoilers

[T✍️🏾 @bluemyths]

#tvlspoilers BIG BOSS GETS TO DECIDE WHO DIES AND WHO STAYS ALIVE

[loustat nation citizen @TheEggsos]

i am no longer a child of divorce because i am now an orphan #tvlspoilers

[Cinnamon @cinnam00npie]

That’s me fr omfg 😭

[loustat nation citizen @TheEggsos]

OH MY PARENTS 😭😭😭😭😭

[chris | iwtv + tlb 🩸 @pookiedpdl]

me reading post after post from people who are watching the monster show being upset that the monsters are acting like monsters

[shea @lifeisavibeway]

Told myself I was waking up at 8am to go to the gym in time for therapy at 11 but I missed both and woke up at 11:45

[Ciroc Obama @frogg_gurl]

People are always like “your 30s are better than your 20s because you have more money and your shit together.” Fellas it is not looking like that’s gonna be the case….