The Grumpy Professor

[The Grumpy Professor @grumprof]

Students: I don't always ask questions, but when I do, they're clearly answered in the syllabus. #adjunctlife

[The Grumpy Professor @grumprof]

@Literature_Lady My school only requires 2 hours of office hours a week, so I'm just scheduling mine virtually one afternoon a week. No one ever shows up anyway!

[The Grumpy Professor @grumprof]

@thephdstory New year, new adventures.

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@Literature_Lady I am stealing this. I've had so many students whose issues would have fallen into this area and think this is brilliant. Thank you!

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@MeanestTA Woah, that's how I've been feeling all day!

[The Grumpy Professor @grumprof]

@SardonicProf Animated How the Grinch Stole Christmas. Always.

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@gen_prof @PasiniPhD I hate giving exams but I'm actually transitioning back to using them (open-note, open-book though) because I've found without them students aren't staying accountable for note taking, paying attention, etc.--I like open-ended assignments so much better for educational purposes.

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@shibbitydoodah

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@LizWFab @angel_connie3 I feel like we'd be great friends!

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@mimienvogue If she has an office phone number, you could try calling and leaving a voicemail too. At my school, you can make changes to final grades through a form, so even if she doesn't get back to you before the semester ends, she might be able to change it later. Good luck!

[The Grumpy Professor @grumprof]

@mimienvogue If it is a decisive grade in terms of what letter grade you get, you might try a final e-mail with "URGENT" in the subject line--make sure you follow any e-mail guidelines she has too. If you haven't, that might be why she hasn't responded.

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@finance_prof_ It does, and I am being careful.

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Automatic email reply is up, so now it's video game time!

[The Grumpy Professor @grumprof]

I just want the "please grade my late work"
emails to stop!

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@GradSkoolStrugs

[The Grumpy Professor @grumprof]

Student's research paper introduction really just started with "Hello." #whyprofessorsdrink

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Final grades are in!

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@profannieoakley

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Oh yes, https://t.co/bR4SHre8GY is definitely a great source for your paper.

[The Grumpy Professor @grumprof]

Today's grading day miracle: a gift card I'd ordered two months ago that USPS claimed was delivered but was never delivered arrived today!

[The Grumpy Professor @grumprof]

Me grading today: