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Is this thing on? I've come to the realisation that three things in this life are sacred: facts, tolerance and bad humour.

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More importantly, here's an owl made out of fruit.

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Guess I left an impression

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My dignity

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@Dad_2_The_Bone This is Colin. He likes nutella and long walks at the beach.

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@Dad_2_The_Bone This is Colin. He likes nutella and long walks at the beach.

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I've found my spirit animal

[Paul Bronks @SlenderSherbet]

Please take a moment out of your day to marvel at the balletic poise, calm elegance and graceful athleticism of the panda.

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I've had hernias more exciting than this #worldcupfinal

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Survived that World Cup final half time show by muting the telly and playing the Benny Hill theme tune over the top. Synced up beautifully.
https://t.co/yPjILMJCOa

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@simongerman600 Surely Bocadillo would start on the bench - supersub

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@jeannedarkoula That explains why my granddaughter was so disappointed with her birthday present

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A "practical intelligence" quiz where hamsters weigh more than cats, there's an AI I can trust

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@Bubblejet Excellent, I have added "life ban from Centreparcs for repeatedly shouting 'I am not a number!' at visible staff" to my bucket list

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Scenes from UK TV History: The Prisoner (1966) - testing an early prototype of Rover

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I've forgotten what I was posting. It probably wasn't important.

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@GothamsKitten That's not what the duck told me.

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@TheCinesthetic Finding Nemo, it implies fish can talk.

They can't.

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loving the #EURO2024 background lounge music

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@guardian Surprised this overly sensationalist headline got past @GuardianEdu editorial checks -"widespread" is not backed up/explained in article, & author's own report states "these findings cannot be considered generalisable or representative of experiences among the general population"

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So the more I use Twitter, the less it works? #TwitterLimits

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No point crying over it

[BBC North West @BBCNWT]

The M6 has been closed after a large quantity of milk spilled onto the carriageway when a tanker crashed.
https://t.co/wuMlefxlTc

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#AddBigToASongOrMovieText Chasing Bigamy.