Grumpy Blueyes

US expat in Spain…known to be grumpy and direct. Lover of most sports. Golf is my frustrating hobby.

[Grumpy Blueyes @grumpyblueyes]

@thepointsguy Train trip through Switzerland….amazing

[Grumpy Blueyes @grumpyblueyes]

@FinkelsteinRyan So agree with you…obviously MLB wanted him in the derby. Lindor deserves it

[Grumpy Blueyes @grumpyblueyes]

This @Mets bullpen is killing me @FinkelsteinRyan .

[Grumpy Blueyes @grumpyblueyes]

@MananaBar Congratulations!!! Will be back for a drink or two soon!! 🎉🎉

[Callaway Golf Europe @CallawayGolfEU]

🍻 THE BIG CHEERS GIVE-AWAY! 🍻

To celebrate #InternationalBeerDay (and the weekend!) we're giving you the chance to win 2 dozen Chrome Soft Truvis "International Beer Day" Golf Balls! 🍺

To ENTER, simply:
🔃 REPOST
👉 FOLLOW @CallawayGolfEU

Good luck! 🤞🍻

#Callaway | #ChromeSoft

Ts&Cs:
• Competition closes at midnight (23.59 BST) Monday 7th August
• Two winners will be selected at random from all eligible entries on Twitter and Instagram and will win 2 (two) dozen Limited Edition Chrome Soft Truvis International Beer Day Golf Balls.
• Open to UK & EU residents only
• Winner announced after 08.08.23
• This is in no way affiliated with or endorsed by Instagram or Twitter.

[Grumpy Blueyes @grumpyblueyes]

@OdysseyGolfTour Mallet!! Come on!

[Odyssey Golf Tour @OdysseyGolfTour]

🇺🇸🏆 MAJOR HEADCOVER GIVEAWAY🏆🇺🇸

To celebrate the 3rd Men's Major of the year, we're giving you the chance to win one of these limited edition headcovers.

To ENTER, simply:
🔃 RETWEET this tweet
👉 FOLLOW @OdysseyGolfTour
🤔 CHOOSE the mallet or the blade

Good luck! 🤞

#Odyssey | #1PutterOnTour | #1PutterInGolf

Ts&Cs:
• Competition closes at midnight (23.59 BST) Friday, 16th June
• Two winners will be selected at random from all eligible entries on Twitter and Instagram and will win 1 (one) Odyssey June Major Headcover each
• Open to UK & EU residents only
• Winner announced after 19.06.23
• This is in no way affiliated with or endorsed by Instagram or Twitter.

[Grumpy Blueyes @grumpyblueyes]

@PassengerShame Malaga airport, VIP Lounge…Ick

[Grumpy Blueyes @grumpyblueyes]

@UKMetsOnline Meh 😕

[Grumpy Blueyes @grumpyblueyes]

Thanking about Eddie and his brother and family today @MananaBar

[The Marriage Bed @themarriagebed]

Does your spouse know you desire him/her?
Are you SURE?
#SexQuestion

[Grumpy Blueyes @grumpyblueyes]

Absolutely love this

[Grumpy Blueyes @grumpyblueyes]

Seriously…I can relate

[80s Kidz @80s_Kidz]

😂😂 I can so relate to this 😂😂

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Veterans, thank you for your service to your country.

Country, fuck you for your lack of service to our veterans.

#VeteransDay

[Malaga Guru @MalagaGuru]

Angels are the theme for this year’s Christmas lights on Calle Larios 👼🏻

What do we think? 🤔 Excited for the big Malaga switch-on on Saturday 26 November? 🤩

[Golfers CBD @golferscbd]

500 RTs and we're adding another dozen prov1x prize 💪

[Grumpy Blueyes @grumpyblueyes]

This is so true!!

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

One great thing about being American is that you can drink garbage coffee and not even flinch. Europeans need it to be “good” or “actually coffee”, but our criteria is “Is it brown?”

[Malaga Guru @MalagaGuru]

It’s Picasso’s birthday! 🎂

The legendary artist would have turned 1️⃣4️⃣1️⃣ today 🍾

Of course, there are plenty of reminders of him around Malaga, his home city. Here are just two!

[Grumpy Blueyes @grumpyblueyes]

Seriously true

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Any store where you could pick up a couple of packs of baseball cards and a new Wiffle Ball bat was straight money.

[The Poke @ThePoke]

Breaking: UK achieves peak Britishness as a queue forms to join a different queue. #QueueForTheQueen