Grumpy Old Insp

20year plus cop.

[Grumpy Old Insp @GrumpyOldInsp]

Not sure how. But we got through that night shift

Hope everyone working across our blue light families stayed safe.

Happy New Year to all 🍾🥂

[Grumpy Old Insp @GrumpyOldInsp]

@history99917180 I can still remember the tune it made too. Will haunt me forever

[Grumpy Old Insp @GrumpyOldInsp]

@Landshark008 @PoliceChiefs @PFEW_HQ @unisontheunion It's just bollox, so removed from reality

[Grumpy Old Insp @GrumpyOldInsp]

12hr shifts r grim! But I doth my Bowler 2our boys&girls on the front line

Now if the command team could just stop sending shit emails about irrelevant shit, thinking staff have down time. Id be greatful

Ease off! Staff r knackered

@PoliceChiefs
@PFEW_HQ
@unisontheunion

[Grumpy Old Insp @GrumpyOldInsp]

Fantastic reply

[Andy Stevenson @AndyStevenson81]

The people amused/shocked/appalled that the BBC would hire a boxing reporter with no arms are going to fall off their sofas when they hear I also do golf, tennis, snooker etc.

PS I also have a prosthetic leg and report on football 😱

(Thanks @tphollingsworth for the pic)

[Grumpy Old Insp @GrumpyOldInsp]

@cop_ish Crystal meth?

[Grumpy Old Insp @GrumpyOldInsp]

To all our blue light family, please feel free to retweet (or whatever its called now) so maybe bosses hear how hard we are working on the ground, up in their ivory tours

And for your info
..

@OscarKiloUK
@MHFAEngland
@Sandford_Police
@BullshirePolice

[Grumpy Old Insp @GrumpyOldInsp]

12hr shifts r grim! But I doth my Bowler 2our boys&girls on the front line

Now if the command team could just stop sending shit emails about irrelevant shit, thinking staff have down time. Id be greatful

Ease off! Staff r knackered

@PoliceChiefs
@PFEW_HQ
@unisontheunion

[Grumpy Old Insp @GrumpyOldInsp]

Rest in peace - your Gina Gold character was my inspiration and rule book for promotion! 💔💔

[Grumpy Old Insp @GrumpyOldInsp]

Why do we get ripped off at every opportunity? Tell a supplier 'it's the police' I'm sure they add zeros to the end of the price

https://t.co/3YFxv8jcAy

[Grumpy Old Insp @GrumpyOldInsp]

@redhairedcop @JJSharpers @DameLynneOwens @NCA_UK Probably be in the crime museum due to the horrific nature of the crime committed. Be talking about this offence for years to come.

[Grumpy Old Insp @GrumpyOldInsp]

@redhairedcop @DameLynneOwens how much has this cost the taxpayer, in staff wages and procuring for over the odd prices, to replace a perfectly fine mirror with this perfectly fine mirror?

[Grumpy Old Insp @GrumpyOldInsp]

@redhairedcop #Mirrorgate - quick ring #SkyNews there's not much going on at the moment

[Grumpy Old Insp @GrumpyOldInsp]

@ES_Humour Once you step through into custody as an investigator time stops as you wait hour after hour on solicitors / aa / interpreters / cps oh & you become completely invisible to the custody team as you look logingly through the holding cell waiting to be called up with your prisoner

[Grumpy Old Insp @GrumpyOldInsp]

@ES_Humour You go to a house and are offered a cuppa. Instant reply "no thanks I just had one" [yet you could be absolutely parched]

[Grumpy Old Insp @GrumpyOldInsp]

@minnielex I've a 45 to 60 min commute each way. Non rush hour travel. I use the time to decompress on the way home. Listen to a pod cast / audio book / tunes and I'm in a great place as I walk through the door

[Grumpy Old Insp @GrumpyOldInsp]

This is absolutely disgraceful.

I hope the officers are OK and that appropriate charges are brought and the courts sentence with a view of deterring such abhorrent behaviour

https://t.co/9tPm1ByrXm

[Grumpy Old Insp @GrumpyOldInsp]

@bluesbroken But non frozen ones are OK? Asking for a friend

[Grumpy Old Insp @GrumpyOldInsp]

Happy New Year to all my blue light colleagues and their family and friends. For those working tonight, stay safe and I hope you get some downtime for a coffee / drink at some point 🚓🚒🚑

[Grumpy Old Insp @GrumpyOldInsp]

Merry Christmas everyone. And to those working, stay safe and I hope you get to spend time with family and friends at some point this Christmas