Grumpyoldjoke

Humor can help make your day okay. Even if it’s only for a second, which is much longer than you can possibly laugh at anything posted here. Reader beware!

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@elonmusk Do you want a Tesla battery plant in KY-pennies on the dollar now that Ford and Blue Oval backed out of a project???

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@DOGE I don't recall an outcry in 93 when Clinton took office....

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@OANASA_X_ trdh

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Open House Today 1119 Lake Bluff Circle, 4 BR, first floor primary, hardwood floors, Lake Forest Neighborhood, $750k,

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I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

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Thinking of having my ashes stored in a glass urn. Remains to be seen. Ha! Happy Tuesday!

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Fun fact: Vin Diesel eats 2 meals a day: breakfast and breakfurious. Ha! Happy Monday!

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What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time. Ha! Happy Friday!

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How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb? 10. 1 to change it and 9 to sell t-shirts for the event. Ha! Happy Thursday!

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I was having trouble with my internet at the farm so I moved my modem to the barn. Now I have stable WiFi. Ha! Happy Wednesday!

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I failed my drivers test. The instructor said "What do you do at a red light?" Apparently "I check Facebook and read Twitter." Is not the right answer. Happy Tuesday!

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Boss told me as a security officer it was my job to watch the office. I'm on season 6 but not sure what it has to do with my job. Ha! Happy Monday!

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I'm reading a horror book in Braille. Something bad is going to happen-I can feel it! Ha! Happy Friday!

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Sign said:"Hamburger Helper only works if the hamburger is ready to accept that it needs help." Ha! Happy Thursday!

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The recruiter told me the pay started at $40k but could go up to $80k later. I decided to start later. Ha! Happy Wednesday!

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My boss told me to have a good day...so I went home. Ha! Happy Tuesday!

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How did the hamburger introduce his girlfriend? Meat Patty. Ha! Happy Monday!

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Me: Doc you've got to help me. I'm addicted to Twitter. Doc: I'm sorry. I don't follow you. Ha! Happy Thursday!