GrumpyPuss

Laugh? I thought they'd never dry! Past employment included a spell working in a coal mine, shovelling daylight into dark corners.

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@Mumsamazing @RussellFindlay1 Please change your bio, there’s no intellectual evidence in your dabbling.

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@Mumsamazing @RussellFindlay1 You make it up as you go along. Twat.

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@DOWResponse @SecWar Not the first sinking of an enemy ship by a sub since WWII. Think Belgrano in 1982. Lying again imbecile!

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@4SharkFour Says another dip�� Texan 💋

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@Dan__Stevens @campbellclaret Sorry, is it a competition.

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@Dan__Stevens @campbellclaret Desperate Dan Stevens 😂

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@amironburgundy @AlastairDalton Yes, it’s insane 😉

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@XOQueenEsther Esther, a troubled soul.

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@ZaneLion @Microinteracti1 Bet you did well at school 😂

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@Bills_gallery Bill is a troubled soul. Bill likes Reform. Bill reads the Daily Mail. Bill wears an undersized football shirt.

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@LITizenJeff Totally false. Not the sharpest are you, Cult man!

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@curiosityonx When did our moon become a planet?

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@balelorn2 @curiosityonx Says the dense American 😂

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@highbrow_nobrow @atrupar In English, the word mathematics is frequently abbreviated to maths. Only in mythical Magaland would it be truncated further. Thick doesn’t begin to cover it.

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@CalMac_Updates Did you forget about the 'special arrangement' at 2pm for TMF goers?

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@JacLelij73300 @yasminalombaert Crank. Blocked!

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@clarescastle @DPJHodges I think you’re raisin the bar with that one.

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@MokumDenizen @JoePubl92418190 @DamianLow3 Yes, it’s over MokumDokum… without any engagement. X it stage right 😂

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@Finsbury_Gooner @TRobinsonNewEra Thick as shit in the neck of a bottle x

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@dav_smyth @LesleyRiddoch @Finnair I smell a rangers supporter.