“Hildi pass the b...*burp*”
Your daughter is lookin worse than usual out there on the JV basketball court.
*takes sip from flask*
You chase it with a bud light tucked into a Coca Cola coaster.
You reposition your ballsack and notice your wife looking from across the gym.
“Eh”*
@Heartland_Okie Your god has failed you by giving you a malleable, weak mind. I sympathize with your situation and disability, but you’ve become radicalized. Good luck finding your way back to reality brotha.
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