Gruntpå

Breaker of people, processes & technology. 2A. Friend to all Patriots & True Americans! Dreaming of the Roman Empire. Enemy to Commies (¿parody?)

[Gruntpå @Gruntpal]

Much like my dad @Gruntpa,
“I’m never going to use, or let you use, status as a veteran as a shield in an argument. No slack. If you’re really a veteran you should know better than to ask for or expect quarter.”

This is the core rule of this account going forward.

[Gruntpå @Gruntpal]

@GarthMarlin Done.

[Gruntpå @Gruntpal]

This guy is the biggest incel piece of shit since Kyle Rittenhouse and Nick Shirley.

What an absolute loser. These idiots pretend they don't understand how voter registration works. I would not be caught dead acting like this clown.

[Cam Higby 🇺🇸 @camhigby]

Things in Minnesota that require ID:

Drinking
Driving
Fishing

Things that don’t:

Voting.

[Gruntpå @Gruntpal]

@GarthMarlin No, I'm a real adult man with dreams and a strong set of core beliefs. May I offer you some companionship? You seem lonely.

[Gruntpå @Gruntpal]

If you're still in a cult (fully committed to either political party) there is still time to quit your branding and marketing addiction. I get it. It feels good to be on a team when they win.
The world is not a team sport. Nobody automatically wins my vote. You can earn my vote.

[aintno @aintn0]

I think at this point I’ve blocked as many democrats as maga

[Gruntpå @Gruntpal]

We live in hell.

[FOX 9 @FOX9]

Far-right activist Jake Lang will not face charges after he was arrested in Minneapolis on riot charges, Hennepin County Attorney Mary Moriarty announced on Tuesday. However, the protester dressed up as Spider-Man is facing charges. https://t.co/bsjaGsun5Q

[Roast Beef Enjoyer @VaxxedSax]

Nazis go free, part eleventy

[Rep. Debbie Dingell @RepDebDingell]

Let’s just call it Lake Natalie so we know you’ll start protecting our Great Lakes.

[Gruntpå @Gruntpal]

@GarthMarlin Maybe you don't not think we should or shouldn't have voter ID but I personally think we should or shouldn't require IDs.

I really can't tell what you are up to with all of these replies but I worry you may have had a stroke and can't tell.

Do you smell burnt toast?

[Gruntpå @Gruntpal]

@GarthMarlin I don't not think you don't shouldn't need an ID. I've actually never said that.

[Union @yumtapwater]

In Winona, Minnesota, they are developing little free blockbusters. We simply don't have these in the twin cities, we haven't unlocked them yet.

[Gruntpå @Gruntpal]

@GarthMarlin Notice how they didn't get to vote when they showed up? That's because our system works you silly goose

[Gruntpå @Gruntpal]

Back on 7/8/2026 I stated, without bursting into laughter, “I’m still not super enthusiastic about the Iran war but honestly the Iranians deserve Donald Trump. If we ever had to go to war against those motherfuckers this is the best possible scenario, from nothing but shitty ones.”

[Gruntpå @Gruntpal]

Back in 2011 & 2012 I called people that wanted to invade Iraq "chickenhawks" but earlier this year I decided:
“Just so everyone is aware I’m against a ground war in Iran until the minute it starts. At that point I will willfully flip flop and support that war until we win it.”

[Gruntpå @Gruntpal]

How a well-regulated militia can save America, right now! https://t.co/V77s82O0qO

[Gruntpå @Gruntpal]

Very important to note that "deployment" does not mean military here. I meant when I was deployed on vacation to Cancun for 3 weeks over spring break in the mid-2000s. Talk about Montezuma's Revenge. Worse than anything most have seen in the GWOT.

[Gruntpå @Gruntpal]

Semper Fi, maggots! If you aren't getting diarrhea on our boats you're doing warfighting wrong. When I was overseas I had constant diarrhea and spent almost my full deployment in the medical tent. These babies couldn't fight their way out of a paper bag. God bless our troops!

[𝙶𝚛𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚙𝚊 👴 @Gruntpa]

For every Sailor or Marine complaining, I’ll bet there are three that think this is the most exciting thing they’ve ever done,and are happy to be there.

[Gruntpå @Gruntpal]

@trades021 Save the pass act

[Gruntpå @Gruntpal]

I'm back after a short break from Twitter and I am super excited to share that I am now stationed in my new facility. At first I wasn't thrilled about being posted up at the Dave & Buster's in Camp Hill, PA, but when God ordains it, you must defend your country at all costs.

[Gruntpå @Gruntpal]

@hucklestones @djgiglio @Gruntpa Lol you are the softest bag of meat on the internet buddy. I've been up feeding animals and killing bears with my bare hands since 0420 you maggot.

Drop and give me 50 right now, bitch.