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[Taylor Crave @mainpopgirI]

Today marks #20YearsOfTaylorSwift⁠.

Widely regarded as the biggest star on the planet, Taylor Swift has cultivated an era-defining career spanning 20 years, with her twelve record-shattering albums catapulting her into music history’s Big 5 (joining The Beatles, Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley, and Queen), claiming the honor of being the #1 best-selling female artist of all time (with 270 million album units) and solidifying her place as the de facto leader of the 21st century.

She is the #1 highest-grossing touring artist of all time, the #1 Billboard 200 artist of all time, the #1 most-streamed artist in Spotify history, the #2 most-streamed artist in Apple Music history, the #1 best-selling artist of the 21st century, the #1 most-awarded female artist of all time, the youngest woman to ever be inducted in the Songwriters Hall of Fame, the only musical act to ever be hailed TIME’s Person of the Year, the only artist to ever have eight 1M+ debuts on Billboard 200, and the record holder for the most Album of the Year wins in GRAMMYs’ seven-decade history (with a legendary four AOTY wins).

Among the near-unbreakable records that have cemented and immortalized her legacy, the biggest of them all are her cataclysmic, economy-shifting, earthshaking Eras Tour holding the title as the #1 highest-grossing tour of all time (with an unprecedented $2.077 billion total); her streaming behemoth “THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT” obliterating the record for the biggest album debut in Spotify history (with a whopping 314.5 million first-day streams); her being the only artist in history to ever *completely* sweep the entire Top 10, the entire Top 12, and the entire Top 14 of the Billboard Hot 100 chart; and her sales juggernaut “The Life of a Showgirl” holding the record for the biggest album debut in Billboard 200 history, amassing an astronomical 4.005 million album copies (U.S.) on its first week alone and practically breaking every single sales record in existence.

Her monumental 13th studio album is yet to come.

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

Writing this song felt like a musical departure and coming home at the same time. Creating something for Jessie was a new challenge and also felt like second nature all at once. And being a @toystory kid from the age of 5 til now… is an adventure I plan to be on, to infinity and beyond.

Thank you to the brilliant Andrew Stanton for imagining me for this, all those years ago when you wrote this newest film. Thank you to the incomparable @RandyNewman or the gorgeous sonic tapestry of songs and scores you’ve meticulously woven over the years. You created the Toy Story musical world, and we are lucky to get to live in it.
By we, I mean myself and my pal @jackantonoff. We wrote this with so much adoration for these characters that made us laugh and helped us learn lessons and think outside the backyard all throughout our childhoods. “I Knew It, I Knew You” from Toy Story 5 is out everywhere now. 🤠🐴

https://t.co/2JaaQvxHjp

[grumpy @grxmpycxt]

What did I think was gonna happen anyway

[grumpy @grxmpycxt]

Ouch

[eli ⸆⸉☁️ @comebacktomeeli]

this album cover with the clouds is going to cause a new mandela effect 😭

[Pamela ❤️‍🔥🫶🏻🏹☁️ @PamelaAmy87]

You probably should count how many toys are on the Toy story five posters including the tablets. It’s 13 by the way.

[liz ☁️ @AstoundingSwift]

when i became a taylor swift fan nearly 2 decades ago i didn't know i was entering a life long relationship with the zodiac killer

[𝔸𝕓𝕚❤️‍🔥⸆⸉ @downbadABI]

WE'RE ABOUT TO KNOW IF THIS WAS AN EASTER EGG AND IF THE SONG IS GONNA BREAK US ALL!!!

[NASA @NASA]

5,000 light-years from Earth, stars are forming in the Trifid Nebula. Our orbiting @NASAHubble telescope is taking a close look: https://t.co/gkoaV8e64M

[rossie @aseulfilms]

“we don’t need to turn christina koch into a celebrity” bla bla bla you know what? i need to see more women like her being celebrated. i’m tired of influencers getting rich by selling stuff we don’t need. bring back professionals that make you dream big, study and work hard.

[Carly ❤️‍🔥 @nola_swiftie]

Just my emotional support astronaut with her emotional support space craft

[Dr. M.F. Khan @Dr_TheHistories]

A message from NASA astronaut Christina Koch who has now arrived safely back to Earth: "To everyone who has been following my journey, I want to sincerely thank you for your continued support — it truly means everything. Being part of the Artemis II mission is not just a personal milestone, but a step forward for all of us who believe in exploration and possibility.

To the young women and aspiring explorers out there: never doubt what you’re capable of. Your dreams are valid, your voice matters, and your place in science, engineering, and space is absolutely yours to claim. I hope my journey reminds you that no goal is too far, and no dream is out of reach when you commit to it.

And to everyone inspired or interested in this path — stay curious, stay driven, and don’t be afraid to take that first step. I’m always grateful to connect with people who share the same passion, so feel free to reach out and be part of this journey with us."

Christina, pictured above at Space Camp, attended every summer from the ages of 13 to 17.

© A Mighty Girl

#drthehistories

[laura ☆ @midnightstaylor]

this is very niche but maybe it’ll reach the right audience 🌌🌗✨

[❤️‍🔥 Sarah’s 𝔐𝔞𝔯𝔬𝔬𝔫 ❤️‍🔥 @IrishInIsengard]

keep it 💯 on the land, the sea, the sky

[Leah Cheshier @LeahCheshier]

Thanks for taking our names with you, little buddy 🌔✨🌎

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

What the Artemis II astronauts did over the last 10 days was a testament to their bravery. And the fact that they traveled farther from Earth than anyone ever has, re-entered our atmosphere at more than 24,000 mph, and splashed down safely was a testament to human ingenuity. Thanks to everyone at @NASA for making this mission possible, and for taking us along for the ride.

[Reid Wiseman @astro_reid]

PS- it’s hard not to love this little guy. I cant let Rise out of my sight…currently tethered to my water bottle.

[Theresa 🇨🇦 @TheresaLubowitz]

It's very moving to me that Commander Reid Wiseman, the last of the #ArtemisII astronauts to exit Integrity, made sure to bring the plushie Rise - and the 5 million names it carries - back with him immediately upon landing. Every one of those names completed the mission with him.

[NASA Artemis @NASAArtemis]

Look closely and you can see our fifth and smallest crew member crossing the flight deck with @Astro_Reid. Rise has returned to Earth!

[NASA @NASA]

LIVE: They are coming home.

Watch as the Artemis II crew returns to Earth, splashing down at around 8:07pm ET (0007 UTC April 11). https://t.co/n3vZE2rcFv