Gram

Nineteen, milk and beer machine, american dream

[Gram @gseid0]

3 minutes into the 3 hour car ride, already turtleing #fuck

[Gram @gseid0]

Theragunning out my legs for all of this dancing I’m about to do #gaskin

[Gram @gseid0]

@weatherman_j2 Mill river marching band is the closest we’re gonna get #leftrightleftright #takemeback

[Gram @gseid0]

@weatherman_j2 Do you ever feel like a plastic bag

[thosebrosandem @terpushp]

I’ve been single. I’ve been in love. I’m choosing tequila soda every time.

[Gram @gseid0]

It’s raining. In January. What the fuck

[Gram @gseid0]

Could really go for a robos creemee rn @jahmoney69 #sohung #stillcouldprobablydrinktn

[Gram @gseid0]

Outside tanning my balls with a face mask on #isthisgay #whydoesitfeelsorightthen

[Gram @gseid0]

Fat boy got some movement in this morning #imnotfatanymore #stoptheslander #earlybirdgetstheworm #fuckbonis

[Gram @gseid0]

Top 5 worst things ever: infinite wipe glitch while you are in a rush #stockdown #ineedabidet

[Gram @gseid0]

Free food. Free shelter. Free gym. If they gave out free beer in prison I would commit a felony in a heartbeat #prisonisactuallyprettydope

[Gram @gseid0]

7 minute mile in vans #whosdoingitlikeme

[Gram @gseid0]

Worst case scenario: imagine you are at a party and the hosts mom comes up to you and says “hey you look like a strong young gentleman, can you look for this pong ball under a cabinet” so you get on all fours and look for the ball and what do you know the ball isn’t under the cabinet, so now you look like a complete fool and feel like a complete fool #nothingIcoulddo #themarketisvolitile #Ineedbeernow

[Gram @gseid0]

@NaztyyNashy Why would I need to when I have you #craziestdomeofmylife

[Gram @gseid0]

Just touched both of my hands behind my back for the first time in my life #longevity #mobile #imwalkingpasttheageof70 #cantwaittodrinktn

[John “The Weatherman” Farris @weatherman_j2]

@gseid0 just made me salmon cakes, I’m cumming. Invest in this guys stock. I’m gonna stick to making pb & js. #friendoftheyear #lovethisguy

[Gram @gseid0]

Slap me in the face with a black dick and call me gay let’s have a day #whatsahangover #functionalalcoholic

[Gram @gseid0]

Leaving #brexit

[Gram @gseid0]

Just commandeered a ship #jacksparrow #nofucksgiven

[Gram @gseid0]

Just hiked Pico @weatherman_ty #atomicfarts #beersearned #fuckbonis