Gary Laing

Film & TV, Theatre & Live events. Stage manager, lighting designer, tech and pyros. Daddy, husband, and some time rugby personality. all views my own.

[Gary Laing @gslaing]

A snap of my most used words on Twitter! Thanks Tony.

[Tony Corke @MatterOfStats]

@gslaing It's using a stats program called R, with a few add-on packages (including rtweet and wordcloud)

Here's yours, BTW, and season's greetings to you and yours, too

[Gary Laing @gslaing]

@RoyalMail hi. I’m trying to redirect my mail to my new house, but the address doesn’t show up on your system. Can you help/advise please.

[Gary Laing @gslaing]

@LozzaFox @Keir_Starmer @UKLabour Oh look Laurence wants to be a war monger.
How about YOU put yourself in harms way? Grab a gun and go fight.
We’ll see how brave you are when you have to back your words up.

[Gary Laing @gslaing]

@SixNationsRugby WTF! Why are both teams wearing white???

This is an embarrassment

Get it sorted ASAP!!!
#rfu #englandrugby #rugby #ffr

[Gary Laing @gslaing]

@easyJetholidays hi, I’ve just booked a holiday to turkey in April, I missed to seat booking stage.
Am I able to add seats to my booking now?

Thanks.

[Gary Laing @gslaing]

@EYakoby Same free speech you enjoy.

[Gary Laing @gslaing]

@KatieMiller IT’S NOT ABOUT THE OIL!
IT’S NOT ABOUT THE OIL!
IT’S NOT ABOUT THE OIL!
IT’S NOT ABOUT THE OIL!
IT’S NOT ABOUT THE OIL!
IT’S NOT ABOUT THE OIL!
IT’S NOT ABOUT THE OIL!
IT’S NOT ABOUT THE OIL!
IT’S NOT ABOUT THE OIL!
IT’S NOT ABOUT THE OIL!

#itisabouttheoil

[Gary Laing @gslaing]

@Bubblebathgirl @KatieMiller Says man with the the micro penis desperate to prove his masculinity by invading the world!

This is not a computer game in your mummy’s basement.
As you’re about to learn when you get drafted.

You’ll piss your tiny cock in your pants!!!

[Gary Laing @gslaing]

@Biz_Shrink wondering if you still feel #putin was morally and legally right to invade #Ukraine?

Is #Trump morally right to invade #Venezuela?

( from 8:37) https://t.co/DtY8aTRWuH

[Gary Laing @gslaing]

@Biz_Shrink Erm, true colours exposed during the election.

That’s called telling the truth and he was democratically (yes that’s a big word you won’t understand!) elected.

Your continued contempt for politics and conflation with people’s personally is the issue of US politics.

[Gary Laing @gslaing]

@ClarksonsFarm1 Integrity? Decency? Tory support? Peasants?

[Gary Laing @gslaing]

@benonwine Boris loves boris and you’ve fallen for his shite.

[Gary Laing @gslaing]

@benonwine Piss off.

[Gary Laing @gslaing]

If you would be able and willing to help us to continue to bring this valuable tradition to the town we would be most grateful.

Thank you in advance.

[Gary Laing @gslaing]

@TonysChocoUK_IE

[Gary Laing @gslaing]

in exchange for prominent branding upon the sleigh and media output.

In a typical December we get through about 2 tubs of sweets (Hero's, Quality street, Roses) a night meaning we are looking for about 30 tubs of sweets, or anything you could contribute.

[Gary Laing @gslaing]

@SuellaBraverman You caused this problem.
Now you have issue with the problem?

Hmm can you smell hypocrisy??