gstraessley

Awesome. All. Day.

[gstraessley @gstraessley]

Air fry is just baking you morons

[gstraessley @gstraessley]

@googlefi your support is awful, I can't even file a claim for my broken phone. Horrible service, do not use this service, it is a ripoff

[gstraessley @gstraessley]

@badimo GIVE US MORE INFO PLZ DUDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[gstraessley @gstraessley]

@NapkinNateYT nate plz do bacon hairs invade 2 my username is svyvguyvghgj i want to be apart of z vid

[gstraessley @gstraessley]

@asimo3089 WHY DID YOU GET RID OF Z CITY GUN STORE DUDE?!?

[gstraessley @gstraessley]

@PUBG Is there bots in PUBG?

[gstraessley @gstraessley]

@PUBG HOW!?!?

[gstraessley @gstraessley]

@PUBG when will you add the zombie mode to the mobile version?

[Anthony Bourdain @Bourdain]

I have put every variety of person, many of whose beliefs or behavior I find repellent on my show. And I'm proud of that.

[gstraessley @gstraessley]

@Ask_Spectrum cool, no need to charge us either

[Lenny Zeltser @lennyzeltser]

When you publish your malware analysis report as PDF, please, please allow the reader to copy and paste the indicators from the document.

[gstraessley @gstraessley]

@SouthwestAir sitting on tarmac for an hour, sucks

[FOX Sports: NFL @NFLonFOX]

😂😂😂
James Harrison rejects sons' participation trophies - http://t.co/l90HVArVof

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

When a matador gets gored to death, the headline is always "tragedy at bullfight." EVERY bullfight is a fucking tragedy. It's animal torture

[SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity]

Reminder:
"Cyber-attack" numbers are literally meaningless. You could pull a number from a hat. They count pings as "attacks."

[gstraessley @gstraessley]

Disney Cruise 2014, #imonaboat !

[Tampa Bay Buccaneers @Buccaneers]

MIKE. EVANS. #NuffSaid #TBvsWAS

[Parker Higgins @xor]

Dude putting a big sign up is terrible opsec

[Engadget @engadget]

#BREAKING: Unmanned Orbital Sciences Antares rocket explodes on liftoff http://t.co/rNIGJOq8Ph https://t.co/UZu5i2oJF2