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An East Coast boy living a West Coast dream. The opinions expressed here are either mine, or were found amusing by me. Nobody else. Well. Some others, maybe.

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Happy Rebecca Black Friday to all who celebrate.

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A lady sat down across from me in the lounge, and I took the bits of information I got from her backpack and sweatshirt and stalked her and we have a mutual friend and how funny would it be if I took my earbuds out and said "So how's Kyle doing? I haven't talked to him in ages!"

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@Keri_Adams Seagull hotel.....

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@Keri_Adams ....giant sausage, you say.......

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@Keri_Adams Retirement? What is this retirement of which you speak?

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@Keri_Adams I. Love. Newfoundland.

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@Keri_Adams me, whenever @nedbell does a segment

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Wordle 1,379 1/6*

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My hotel room has a Water View.

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@Keri_Adams avoid food that's been sitting in the sun. Got it.

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@Keri_Adams mmmmm Pecorino 😍 similar to Parm, a little sharper and saltier. Absolutely delish when grated over your favourite pasta

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I prefer my pickles chilled.

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@Keri_Adams ok that horse/ski thing..... GOOD GOD LEMON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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@Keri_Adams I've never understood chicken and waffles...... 🤷🏼‍♀️

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@Keri_Adams Venti Pike, with room.

I see you, sister.

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@Keri_Adams You're our Kelly Ripa.

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@krisp131 Bonne fete!!!!!

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Just had to break out the white cheddar.

Dire times, friends. Dire times.

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@Keri_Adams I come for the news, I stay for the throwaways.

"He thinks he knows"

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@Keri_Adams Nobody in NB is wearing shorts today, guaranteed 🤣