krisp

Same username on 🦋, actual name on 🧵

[krisp @krisp131]

I just paid $50 for a computer to ask another computer if my name is in a criminal records database.

The check just came back clear, so I paid $50 to prove I haven't been convicted of any crimes.

Or, for the low price of $50, I proved I'm very, very good at crime.

[krisp @krisp131]

@nspowerinc I imagine it was hard to let mine go, you've been holding it since 1997.

[krisp @krisp131]

@KaiseratCB I thought of you immediately when I read about the jam 🤣

[krisp @krisp131]

@celebitchy I had no idea either! When they cut to him during her speech, I was speechless. Her life is all Ws.

[krisp @krisp131]

@KaiseratCB Will no one think of the plates and cushions at KP, Anmer Hall, and 10 other places??

[krisp @krisp131]

@celebitchy @Roku @watchhowdy @CornerGas Omg, the show had Canadian TV in a chokehold for the looooongest time

[krisp @krisp131]

@whoweekly Did not anticipate JT using his retirement to overtake Drake as the Whoiest Canadian

[krisp @krisp131]

@vickibowe That's how I felt about mine

[krisp @krisp131]

@KaiseratCB You are on fire today! 👏👏👏

[krisp @krisp131]

@vickibowe I keep the tab open in case I ever get around to starting it https://t.co/8dJ4zlhztK

[krisp @krisp131]

@celebitchy Way to go!

[krisp @krisp131]

Totally amazing coincidence this information came out the day after the Emera shareholder meeting.

[Nova Scotia Power @nspowerinc]

As an update on the ongoing cybersecurity incident, we are confirming that we have been the victim of a sophisticated ransomware attack. We have also learned that the threat actor has published data that was stolen from our systems. 1/4

[krisp @krisp131]

@gstring Like, a glass of water?

[krisp @krisp131]

@celebitchy I think it's because everything is so heightened and weird, nothing and everything feels normal.

[krisp @krisp131]

We got Menswear Guy! 🇨🇦

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

I can. In fact, the Canadian version is so great, I can't think of an American equivalent. 🧵

[Bruce MacKinnon @CH_Cartoon]

I drew this last November 26th knowing full well no self-respecting family newspaper in the country would be likely to print it. I was right. But given the events of this weekend, I’m gonna to let ‘er rip anyway.

#USA #Canada #tariffs @realDonaldTrump

[krisp @krisp131]

@gstring Thank youuuuuuu!

[krisp @krisp131]

Can't drink the water or get anywhere in the city, Halifax is finally world class!

[krisp @krisp131]

@vickibowe That's how much my Maine Coon weighed at 2 years.