Gerald

[Gerald @gtb195]

PSA: old surgical masks in your car do not work well as napkins.
For further reading on this topic, please refer to my amazon review.

[Gerald @gtb195]

@SavannerNanner 😂 then I assure you that your legend will live on. #youremyhero

[Gerald @gtb195]

“They have cauliflower ear, you don’t want to pick a fight with them.”
Who Kevin? Nah, his ears just couldn’t handle the strings from the mask back in 2020

[Clinton @9ccampbell]

“I remind myself every morning: Nothing I say this day will teach me anything. So if I'm going to learn, I must do it by listening.” Larry King

[Gerald @gtb195]

I see Margaritas are allowed with carry out now but what about DeWine?

[Gerald @gtb195]

Just got a message from the .gov that my last name doesn’t match the name on my social security card/ birth certificate. Going to use this quarantine for a long discussion with my parents.

[Gerald @gtb195]

@Maddie_Ashley2 RIP

[Gerald @gtb195]

Here’s how I imagine today’s events taking place

[Gerald @gtb195]

@ChiefSteef Our kids had already seen this on YouTube. I’d like to believe we raised them smarter.

[Gerald @gtb195]

No on-campus classes for St. Patty’s day will hospitalize more college students than the corona virus this month. #facts

[Gerald @gtb195]

Met possibly my first post college workout partner today. Idk, might get serious. Stay tuned. #VDayMiracle

[Ava @lanche]

real ones are awake

fake ones are asleep

[JABBAWOCKEEZ @JABBAWOCKEEZ]

Alright Bet. 🔥😤

[Gerald @gtb195]

The MD walks out of the hospital in dress clothes, lab coat in hand.
I walk out in a baggy sweatshirt and scrub pants.
The doctor hops in a Porsche SUV.
My car died on the way home.

Just different chapters in our lives lol

[Gerald @gtb195]

@ChiefSteef So much respect for this

[Gerald @gtb195]

@allie_pettit Matching roommate tats?

[Gerald @gtb195]

*me thinking I fit in at work then today I saw...
Coworker 1: 1/4 arm sleeve, ankle tat, wrist tat.
Coworker 2: back tat, foot tat
Coworker 3: leg sleeve, tramp stamp, shoulder tat, back pieces

So does this mean I should resign or am I fired or...

[Gerald @gtb195]

A guy asks to rent your Airbnb for 20 people and this is his profile pic. What do you do?