Dethie

I like pandas.

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

Lost my car chapstick so now my bag chapstick is in my car & I had to replace it with my nightstand chapstick so now everything is a fucking mess.

[JerryRigEverything @ZacksJerryRig]

Turns out all those No Kings protestors are real people.... and they vote.

[Dethie @gtgrl729]

@LeaveHeardAlone Looks like a slightly different version to me, Blake’s cover the earlobes while Taylor’s hang below them

[Sophie ❤️‍🔥 @sophlonglondon]

“New heights of manhood”

[Dethie @gtgrl729]

Also requested a copy of the electrical diagram to plan lighting and was ignored. Surprising to see such poor customer service from a builder that markets itself on luxury + customization. @tollbrothers

[Dethie @gtgrl729]

Building a Toll Brothers home in NC & shocked by the lack of flexibility. Asked multiple times to move included TV pre-wires (still in design phase!) and was flatly told no, with no explanation or escalation path. At this price point, that’s unacceptable. @TollBrothers

[New Heights @newheightshow]

This pretty much sums up everyone’s reaction 😅 @JasonKelce

[Sophie ❤️‍🔥 @sophlonglondon]

CNN live blogging like this is the papal conclave 😭😭

[𝒮𝒶𝓇𝒶𝒽 (𝒯𝒶𝓎𝓁𝑜𝓇’𝓈 𝓋𝑒𝓇𝓈𝒾𝑜𝓃) ❤️‍🔥 @giftedswifted]

Me on October 3rd

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

An actual email we received from our VP.

Why didn't we think of this before?

[Genesis @heybabygen]

So McDonald’s employees can spot the United healthcare CEO murderer but can’t spot the fries missing from my fucking bag?!?!!??

[Kaitlyn Adams @Kait2lyn]

Costco CEO who loses his shit at even the suggestion of raising the hot dog price is the only one safe

[Django Gold @django]

note to self - don’t live my life in such a way that when I’m gunned down in the street the consensus public opinion is: “good”

[Prof Zenkus @anthonyzenkus]

The working class is under no obligation to mourn the deaths of those who are actively trying to kill them.

[We keep us safe @thequeengeek]

Today my autistic 4yo was kicked out of speech therapy because he wouldn't "follow directions" and instead wanted to "pretend he was a tiger." I don't know but like... if your job is to give speech therapy to 4 year olds maybe sometimes you have to give speech therapy to a tiger.

[barbarism critic @barbarismcrit]

Kill one person and you’re a murderer, kill 100,000 and you’re “increasing shareholder value”

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

I can’t stop laughing about him appointing TWO dudes to run the Department of Government Efficiency.

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

I don’t know why I’m so nervous for tomorrow… I feel like I’m running for president 😫