Graeme

[Graeme @gtm247]

@football_bios @AccidentalP Surely he should be following another 18 folk?

[Graeme @gtm247]

@DailyMirror

[Sunday Sport @thesundaysport]

@JolyonMaugham Twatting a fox and then boasting about it on social media is perhaps evidence of an unsound mind. And that's from the people who bring you stories of sex dwarfs shitting on carpets.

[Chris Monks @OnlyTheBiff]

@Glinner Nicked from Facebook

[Graeme @gtm247]

@DaftLimmy Weekend at Brenda's

@PrivateEyeNews

[Graeme @gtm247]

@radicalrises @AamerAnwar He was framed, it was a complete stitch-up.

Have a read of Paul Foot's report in Private Eye:

https://t.co/jMtIfFVvXO

[Graeme @gtm247]

@KevyCanavan @KaeKurd @charltonbrooker @RealTimVine

[Graeme @gtm247]

@KevyCanavan @KaeKurd @charltonbrooker Me: Do you have anything non-alcoholic?
Barman: Shloer?
Me: Do... You... Have... Anything.... Non-alcoholic?

[Graeme @gtm247]

@DeanLockhartMSP Arithmetic? Here's an equation for you:

C=Un/T

[Graeme @gtm247]

@mrjamesob Corbyn should have appealed to the quiet bat people.

[Graeme @gtm247]

@leonardocarella @scottishliberal "Dignified"

😂

[Graeme @gtm247]

@BBCScotlandNews @joswinson

[Graeme @gtm247]

@Jackson_Carlaw @Feorlean @NicolaSturgeon "I voted..."

"Sending my..."

Proxy votes, aye?

[Graeme @gtm247]

@Daily_Record @HumzaYousaf @hendopolis We would have been but for your Vow. Tossers.

[Graeme @gtm247]

@JasmineSNP @Dr_PhilippaW The budget extract posted details "retention" amongst other things. So the £897m isn't just for the net increase of 31,000.

[“Smylers” @Smylers2]

The Telegraph's sketchwriter @MichaelPDeacon on Boris Johnson's JCB stunt yesterday. I love the deadpan final line in this bit:
https://t.co/i0U9EoVfer

[Graeme @gtm247]

@SheenaGlass12 @Dr_PhilippaW What's he going to pay the 19,000 he convinces to stay with? Also any incentives, pensions that would otherwise be due?

[Graeme @gtm247]

@GlasgowCC @WingsScotland Remember and vote Conservative party this Friday!