hennessy tennesse

[anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls]

as someone who has been a fan of mexico’s soccer team for almost fifteen minutes i find england’s victory to be a spit in the face of justice and love

[meredith 🍉 @dietz_meredith]

it’s so easy to spot AI writing bc it always sounds like it was written by a fedora

[perfect angel @girl__virus]

i'm california sober which means i smoke weed every day, i drink at parties and i also do cocaine when it's offered to me at parties

[kat @yslnadi]

anyone who makes you sad on your birthday hates you.

[soul khan, msw @soulkhan]

hey, ladies, can i interest you in some less attractive, less charismatic, but more fascist men

[Maryam @hell_line0]

I remember reading a story that 9/11 caused a divorce. A woman’s husband worked in the twin towers, and he was having an affair. He took that day off and spent it with his affair partner in a hotel. He didn’t know what happened yet, so when his wife called him freaking out asking if he’s okay and asking where he is, he casually just told her “yeah, I’m just heading into a meeting right now.” 💀

[sankalp @dejavucoder]

tech bros to finance bros today

[Mr. Blonde @JohnnyKash1]

The guy who single handedly ruined crowds at electronic shows

[Cinthia @sinnthiuh_]

Why don’t bars have watch parties for Coachella ?

[mar (big music girl) @marsqo]

Long Beach, CA

[‎ 𓃠 @noniyabusiness_]

The easiest way to hide information from me is to record a video of you talking on your Instagram story cause I’m not watching that😭😭😭

[✨️🌍Rae Nichole🌍✨️ @_RaeTheMartian_]

We're so close. So close.

[‏ً @BALUCIAGA]

you enjoy a little hobby and people will say you need to make it into a business. we’re in capitalist hell.

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

Claude is down :/ so I’m just running my sink

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

“no one is coming to save y-“ the universe will literally rearrange itself for me, please

[𑣲megbrina @megbrina]

how someone speaks about megan thee stallion genuinely tells me everything i need to know about them

[ARC Music Festival @arcmusicfest]

tour poster leaked

[Whemïmor @hy_wemmy]

Every woman I have ever known has been a bit embarrassed about who she dated when she was 19, like it was pretty much the lowest of her dating standards, so it’s really funny to see grown men being proud of dating 19 year olds.

[💗 @ma1ybe]

Had she lived, no one would have ever believed her and treated her as the abuser. The only proof people will accept of your abuse is your dead body.