Lifeguard Stories

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[Lifeguard Stories @guardstories]

Side swooping my bathing suit to pee until the day I die🙄 Where my lady lifeguards at??

[Lifeguard Stories @guardstories]

Sent in by a fellow lifeguard, always a neat find

[Bekah The Lifeguard @2poollifeguard]

"The other lifeguard said I could" #lifguardproblems

[Swimming Is Me @Swimmingisme]

A lifeguard somewhere just fainted watching this

[sierra @sierramissed_]

when you get to close the pool because it's storming 🙏🏼

[Lifeguard Stories @guardstories]

Nothing more annoying than when a coworker takes a longer break than they're supposed to

[Lifeguard Stories @guardstories]

Anyone else getting that time and half today cause your city won't close your pool????

[Lifeguard Stories @guardstories]

Some people call it March Break... Lifeguards call it hell week

[Lifeguard Stories @guardstories]

Now that I work full time at a pool I don't even try to make myself look nice anymore

[Lifeguard Stories @guardstories]

Shift ends at 4:30? Deep end chair rescue at 4:25

[Lifeguard Stories @guardstories]

If you're a lifeguard that's never taken a nap while on the job you're also a liar

[Lifeguard Stories @guardstories]

RT if you hate lane ropes as much as I do

[A is for A bitch is tired @WordAyeJay]

"Sir, your thong is sticking out of your swim trunks..." #lifeguardproblems

[Lifeguard Stories @guardstories]

"Last week a family booked the pool 45 MINUTES after the pool was supposed to be closed. How is that even possible??" #guardstories

[Lifeguard Stories @guardstories]

"Once I asked a patron to get a spider out of the pool & when he threw it out it exploded baby spiders everywhere" #terrified #guardstories

[Lifeguard Stories @guardstories]

"One time I threw a pool noodle at a special needs girl. Hit her right in the head in front of her mom" #ifuckedup #guardstories

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

There are no words to express how shocked and devastated I am to hear of Alan Rickman's death. He was a magnificent actor & a wonderful man.

[Bitchy Lifeguard @LifeguardBitchy]

When young teenagers walk on the pool deck is skimpy bikinis.

[Lifeguard Stories @guardstories]

"backless dresses are NOT an option when you're a lifeguard" #nofilter #guardstories

[Life Guard Problems @lifeguardlife2]

When your boss cancels an inservice https://t.co/JnLO5LwKLA