mitch mcconell’s UTI

26 | she/her

[madimoiselle ♡ @drivingmemadi]

seeing a Dalmatian irl is like wow okay, This is really happening to me right now

[lou @heksuwahel]

> latinos calling filipinos chinese
> indonesians in qrts claiming filipinos are actually part of nusantara
> east asians insisting filipinos have NOTHING to do with their region
> americans saying filipinos are more pacific islander

EVERYONE STOP! STOP! HANDS OFF THE KEYBOARD

[Kentrell @AkadeBemsen]

@brezhneviano The Philippines is colonialism’s most chaotic remix: Spanish names, American English, Asian faces, and a Latin soul stranded in the middle of the Pacific. Geography never stood a chance.

[bunny @bunnyposting_]

precisely

[Jared Gilman @realJaredGilman]

yeah that’s just a death recommendation at best

[viiq !! @viiqmusic]

This is crazy to me bc growing up in north jersey I had no idea how little Italians there are in the rest of the country. I thought everyone in the whole world was Italian.

[mitch mcconell’s UTI @guavaempanada]

new cat just dropped

[National Geographic @NatGeo]

New cat alert! A call from a wildlife sanctuary about a "weird cat" has led to the first new cat species discovered in over 100 years in Bolivia’s Yungas forest ecoregion. Learn more about this feline surprise: https://t.co/crffXvPqH4

[MC Squared @mcsquared34]

“Do I go 2 heaven if my taxes kill kids?”

[🏴based opossum🏴🚬 @CrustPunk161]

#SellEdSheeranIntoWhiteSlavery

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

Ed Sheeran be like I’m in love with the shape of Netanyahu

[gaming disorder pawg @roun_sa_ville]

#SellEdSheeranIntoWhiteSlavery

[trash jones @jzux]

me after 1 hour at a relatively low key bar

[Rowan Fornow 🚵🚉🏙️🦣🇵🇸 @rowanfornow]

it's so funny how everyone got the silly out of their systems on 9/10 this year resulting in the first 100% earnest 9/11 I've ever experienced

[Percy 💫 @kwibble]

Ive had 3 rabbits in my life and never have I ever met an animal so full of anger and hate

[Anthony Bourdain @Bourdain]

One more episode of "My Little Pony", pop a Valium. Fly to Finland.

[one dozen bats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

“but Bear was the villain of the movie”

yeah, but no one in Orlando is going to pay to see a burnt out 29 year old in an unwashed hoodie offering to sell you jank weed while being creepy around women when you can see that for free in every parking lot

[Poo Crave @Poo_Crave]

Jennette McCurdy announces new book ‘Matter Fact Fuck My Granny Too’ coming this spring

[Ultima @UltimaShadowX]

This is crazy, they are forcing gamers to learn how to have a relationship, this just might be the greatest trojan horse of all time.

[Cristian Vancouver @vancouvercris]

Cher en su casa ahora mismo