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[dennis @dennismacelroy]

I’ve killed 13 aliens in the past month and they all looked exactly like regular human beings

[hydra @blephin2]

idgaf a fuck

[christina! @cronchybaguette]

(save) the rose bride
#utena

[josef k hole @poeticdweller]

Sorry for being such a bitch yesterday i havent had an ice cream cone in like 4 days

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

just got hospitalized for being cringe. they put me in the awk ward

[Errai @errai]

Oh man I (washes hands) love cooking so much (washes hands) and it’s so easy to (washes hands) make anything you want

[jelly_fish_456 @astral444444444]

i’ve got it all fingered out

[🌱 @SWAGVO1D]

doomed

[: @sn0oozey]

This is my circus and I’m one of the monkeys. I’m the best monkey. I give it my all every single time.

[뎅…. @odeng5]

#Supergirl

[dakota @im2hai]

i get high and start acting like butters from south park

[cameron @IngmarBagman]

Gay ppl be like do you wanna come hang out with an immigration lawyer and a pornstar

[MC SUCKER @callmebackhome]

once you are 11 you’ll reach the unexplainable suicidal stage that just gets worse every year

[ирис @saltwatermp3]

And for my next trick I will call my life beautiful and watch it instantly become so

[Shefqet Fejzo🇦🇱 @ShefqetFejzo11]

#albaniaisnotforsale

You are never too small to make a difference 🇦🇱❤️

[jes @peestains]

guy with mommy issues: i like being called good boy

girl with mommy issues: this wretched earth has no place for me but i am enslaved to my flesh and kin for why do i feel obligated to exist if my only purpose is to decay