𝘛𝘙𝘪𝘕𝘈 🔪

concha en una taza de café

[StanceGrounded @_SJPeace_]

My heart can't 😭

Empathy ❤️

[𝘛𝘙𝘪𝘕𝘈 🔪 @gucchichis]

i hope miami is ready for my visit in june. i eat a lot.

[Polo (like the 👕) 🇲🇽 @Lastnamelefty]

Y'all kids never knew the struggle. Y'all think this internet shit was made for y'all. Us 30+ yr olds have been waiting for our time to shine.

Happy Birthday Internet

[𝘛𝘙𝘪𝘕𝘈 🔪 @gucchichis]

my mom said, and i quote “se puso todo Fast y Furious” (he got all Fast & Furious!) 😹

[𝘛𝘙𝘪𝘕𝘈 🔪 @gucchichis]

my dad tried to outrun border patrol and got his truck fcked up in mexico this afternoon... what your dad do today?

[𝘛𝘙𝘪𝘕𝘈 🔪 @gucchichis]

@Desse_Zarate this is why i’m a Satanist

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

For every ten people who are stupid, there are 100 others who are also stupid.

[𝘛𝘙𝘪𝘕𝘈 🔪 @gucchichis]

you know you’re mexican when you go to a hair salon to buy homemade cheese #proudmexicana

[Tom Segura AKA Mr. Ladybug @tomsegura]

Don't ever quit unless something is really hard

[𝘛𝘙𝘪𝘕𝘈 🔪 @gucchichis]

i happily refuse to participate. take all my 💸money💸, @target.

[Target @Target]

Summoning circle, hope this works

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[𝘛𝘙𝘪𝘕𝘈 🔪 @gucchichis]

same

[jaik olson @puppyteeth]

every year i debate whether it would be easier to file my taxes or to abandon my life and live off the grid in the wilderness, foraging for berries and collecting rainwater

[𝘛𝘙𝘪𝘕𝘈 🔪 @gucchichis]

you tweet like a dad that just found out about twitter #hashbrown

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Retweet this if you’d like Me to kill you within the next five years.

[𝘛𝘙𝘪𝘕𝘈 🔪 @gucchichis]

@emcat__ YES!! i have plans to head to Austin this weekend. i just might be able to make a quick pit stop in waco...

[𝘛𝘙𝘪𝘕𝘈 🔪 @gucchichis]

all my “baby” cousins are entering their 20’s and i feel old, yet excited for them. mostly old, though. but...

[𝘛𝘙𝘪𝘕𝘈 🔪 @gucchichis]

monday mood 🙄 and its only 8am...

[Shangela @itsSHANGELA]

I came. I saw. I ate chicken nuggets during my number.