UG

Taking life as it comes🤞

[UG @gucci_may]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[only 1 uzama @KaiUzama]

Nothing Nigerian mothers hate more than fat 😭 To them it’s even better you’re unsuccessful in life than for you to be fat.

[Chief. @BadmanSophss]

No degenerate is too degenerate for a woman. Child molester? Serial killer? Human trafficker? Armed robber? If women had access to hell they would procreate with satan himself.

[CHI$OM (Hates APC)✨ @_chiceeeyyy]

All the South African series I used to watch on Netflix I’ve stopped watching their new episodes and removed them from my Netflix list.
I have stopped listening to amapiano and every other thing coming out of South Africa
They should go to hell !

[Dampop ✨ @Dampop_]

The generation that warned us against peer pressure is now facing it at Ojude Oba, where they’re pressured to smoke ciga to farm aura.

[David Ade @Dayveed_Ade]

Sorry boss, please did you move from the UK?

I’m carrying out a survey on popular accounts based in Canada.

[Damn. @Theonenameddamn]

Men see their sacrificial mothers as "standards" & women see their sacrificial mothers as "trauma". And that's where the difference lies.

[Brooda John @Nigeriangod_]

Cheating married men wants exclusivity to their wives alone that’s why they keep trying to hammer the narratively loudly that sleeping with a married woman is a Taboo,meanwhile they also sleep with other people’s wives and girlfriends.

Sorry to burst your bubbles”what goes around comes around “meaning they will sleep with your wives too 😁.

[Foza Billions (The Oracle) @fozadoza]

I love the new set of 40s women. They are physically fit, mentally alert, financially independent, beautiful and in charge.

A sharp contrast from what we were formerly used to.

[UG @gucci_may]

because Alcohol genuinely taste like shit? For those with a sweet tooth.

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Serious Question: The alcohol industry has lost $830 billion in the last 4 years, because Gen Z is not drinking. Why do you think they aren’t drinking?

[Anita Vams @a__vanita]

Do you people not feel embarrassed?

Why do you think it’s okay to go to his ex’s page to insult her?
This stupid fake love you people do is irritating.

His family asked for closure and clearly stated that it all started in 2024, yet you’re bullying someone who ended things in 2021.
That’s how someone tweeted his family needs to answer some questions cos people kept asking about him and they kept quiet.
Who do you people think you are?
You people are part of the reason he isolated himself.
Fake love today, mockery tomorrow.

[UG @gucci_may]

@saratu I

[EnjoymentMinister @EnjoymentMamaa]

Single mothers who are sole providers, show up. They go to work, run that small business, yet still show up to everything. Sports day, PTA, Matriculation, Graduation... everything! They show up.

But somehow, it's impossible for many men to do the same. The ones that don't even have kids yet are already imagining themselves as absent fathers. Deadbeats-in-training.

[👳🏾‍♂️Mufti Of Ilorin Online 👳🏾‍♂️ @Adamthallith]

Stop forcing people to forgive their deadbeat parents, especially if your own parents are responsible.

[UG @gucci_may]

@courageous00 @msmocrown @40PlusImmigrant what insurance did you use? isn't insurance only for emergency visits for parents?

[UG @gucci_may]

@tosinolaseinde p9

[Uba @isdoreTech]

Once the risk no kill me I dey take another dangerous one

[Pan African (Igbos are from Rivers State too) @IzunnaDike]

All those tweets about Opeyemi are hate-driven btw. All that talk about his weight loss is cause you don’t like him, if it’s someone many of you liked, you’d be applauding what he achieved. He’s been slowly losing weight for about a year now.

[Millenium.py @the_millenium1]

You should know you’ve lost the plot if even people on Twitter are supporting Opeyemi famakin

[akin🇪🇸 @the_akinola]

he actually looks good and his head reduced
there’s no need to lie to score points

[Cyborg Warlord @Admiral_Cyborg]

For days now, I had refused to comment on the Ozoro R@pe festival.

I did that so I'd get my acts right before commenting.

For decades, the Ozoro Rape festival had been in practice. Some investigations showed how enthusiastic and ready some of these beasts in human form were. They happily awaited the day to come so they could try out their fantasies.

One of the former victims claimed she was raped by her own brother, who later knocked his father out because "she was too succulent and didn't want the father to enjoy what he enjoyed."

In all I could gather, the women moved on. They 'forgave and forgot' because to them, it was a tradition.

They were even advised against having ill feelings so they wouldn't be punished by their ancestors.

One thing I constantly asked was for clarity, if it was limited to just the ill travelled illiterates, but I was shocked to discover that a lot of people leave their jobs, call in sick or use one vice or the other to escape their jobs outside Delta state, just to be present for the festival.

Another boy came forward to spill that those 'big shots' from town, often came home with Police Escorts, who are asked to "enjoy themselves."

There is NO WAY, the police in Delta State would tell the people that they aren't aware of all that's been happening in Ozoro for decades when they provide security to the VIPs who organize this so called festival every year. Everything they said were jargon aimed at deflecting the general public from asking questions.

As usual, we swallowed it and moved on.