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[shrimp dealer @gucci_telescope]

We're mad high and my girlfriend asked me if there was anything she could do better with in order to be a better girlfriend. And I told her "throw more ass" what is wrong with me

[shrimp dealer @gucci_telescope]

Poo or piss, which was better in the toilet⁉️

[centredevils. @centredevils]

Daniel James or Jadon Sancho

Who was better at Manchester United?

Pick one.

[shrimp dealer @gucci_telescope]

@JokersTBS punishment idea. Fake jury duty but the other people think it’s real.

The crime as a diabolically cut and dry murder case or something bad. Mountain of evidence.

Loser has to be the holdout juror saying insane stuff.

[shrimp dealer @gucci_telescope]

@TheJakeShort ??

[shrimp dealer @gucci_telescope]

Someone broke into the office I work at and this is the security photo of bro.

Lowkey got that shit on fr. Definitely a carti fan

[shrimp dealer @gucci_telescope]

In my girl ears like

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

no privacy is crazy https://t.co/tkSt1GE2PB

[shrimp dealer @gucci_telescope]

I could fix him

[shrimp dealer @gucci_telescope]

@RemyBoy110 @tuohyburner Cause that’s Krispy Kream

[shrimp dealer @gucci_telescope]

@RemyBoy110 @tuohyburner Ur not OG then 😥

[Yous 🇮🇶 @433Yous]

*Doku touches the ball*

Wan Bissaka

[shrimp dealer @gucci_telescope]

One “what’s up brothers ☝🏼” would send them into an inescapable feedback loop of Sketch quotes and Zyns

[shrimp dealer @gucci_telescope]

My dads telling us how he skipped senior prom to go to a Widespread Panic concert back in 93’

[shrimp dealer @gucci_telescope]

Company holiday party was the other night and we had a March madness style rock paper scissors tournament and your boy took home 1st place ($900 cash)

[shrimp dealer @gucci_telescope]

@BensonBunnyBoy Gotta play it off as a joke. If it had been intentional it would’ve been hilarious

[shrimp dealer @gucci_telescope]

@car_freshenerr If she has a million haters you’re one of them. If she has 1 hater it’s you. And if she have 0, then Geralto died

[shrimp dealer @gucci_telescope]

@car_freshenerr Fuck yeah (cannot relate whatsoever)

[shrimp dealer @gucci_telescope]

Cloaks NEED to make a comeback

[shrimp dealer @gucci_telescope]

@heroicgg Lmao no

[shrimp dealer @gucci_telescope]

@milkmyutterss You got competition with @fortgod999