1017

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[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

we had a room at school called the computer lab & they taught us how to use them

[EP @ElricPow]

You ok babe? You haven’t slapped my ass or respectfully objectified me as much as I’d like today

[Sergio Ferrero @calotonterias]

Cuanto más tiempo de contacto físico tiene una persona con su pareja (abrazos, besos, cogerse de la mano, tener relaciones sexuales, etc.), más disminuye el nivel de cortisol en sangre, lo cual protege del estrés, incluido el laboral.

[Puppies & Positivity @Puppieslover]

Tigers look orange to humans because we are trichromats, but they appear green to deer and wild boars because they are dichromats.

[Jim Pesky @JimmyPesky]

Well it looks like bud light went back to the gay pride marketing tactic.

[1017 @guccifootflops]

Just got cussed out but he called me a “tiny bitch”

[lucky @irereieri]

dimly lit bar and having my legs on him and his hands on my thighs

[Degen CPA | Drew @DrewVento]

Congratulations on earning $125,000. Your reward is you now qualify for a starter home 53 minutes from work.

[Ari🪷 @arikoyarii]

you should be allowed to call out of work when your partner is too warm, cozy, and impossible to let go of in the morning. some mornings are simply meant for staying wrapped up together a little longer

[1017 @guccifootflops]

@anadaqt @softboywin It depends on your companies payroll you’re better off getting HR to help than me 😂 good luck

[Magick @magickbones]

“Realistic and accurate” and we’re talking about a giant cyclops

[1017 @guccifootflops]

I hope in my next life I’m at least 5’7 and brunette

[tay ! @homosexualitay]

lead tampon in me while i eat my listeria meat & cyclospora riddle veggies and wash it all down with microplastic water. afterwards, i inhale wildfire smoke and listen to the serene sounds of the data center built across the street. there’s a flock cam too recording it all

[Dell Technologies @Dell]

Locked in until the goal with XPS powered by @Intel.

[1017 @guccifootflops]

@lllliatttt I’d off myself