Adam Gilleland of @FullNerf has been shot. He failed to cooperate and take a picture. Poor sport for a long time tennis player🤷♂️
Time: 2:40 PM
Shooter: Abhi Chandra
💯🔫 @NerfFalcon
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Evan and Sam stopped by Abhi's house to "congratulate" them but Abhi didn't let his guard down. Koda opened the door and Evan was shot while relaxing in a chair.
Time: 8:15 PM
Shooter: Abhi Chandra
@NerfFalcon
Noah was shot in the safety of his own home after his mom invited us in to "work on an English project"
Time: 4:30 PM
Shooter: Clayton Walter
@NerfFalcon
Another kill at Chick-fil-A! DJ goes to grab a meal, shooting Ashley and sealing the deal. Thanks @alishadhar10 for the reliable intel. 2-0
Time: 2:30 PM
Shooter: Dhananjay Velu
🔫✅💯‼️ @NerfFalcon
Tracy walked by us at Chick-fil-A towards the bathroom. After taking a quick dump💩, she got hit with the pump🔫
Time: 11:00 AM
Shooter: Clayton Walter
🔫✅💯‼️ @NerfFalcon
Gang member 7: Dhananjay Velu
Strengths:
- Can finish a Jimmy John's sub quicker than you
- Deca
- Absolute Unit
Weaknesses:
- Wrestling
- Often mistaken for a 40 yr old dad
- Gets tired easily
After being invited into Andrew "Orchestra Kid" Jin's house, our cover was blown, he ran out after stealing our phone. His athleticism was lacking and a direct shot to the head made him ❇️Gucci Gang's❇️ third victim!
Time: 3:20 PM
Shooter: Kushagra Bansal
🔫✅💯‼️ @NerfFalcon
Jon "Band Kid" Calabretta is ❇️Gucci Gang's❇️ second victim! He was caught lacking after his accordion performance at Koka Booth Amphitheatre. Here's a tip: don't carry the strap if you don't know to use it.
Time: 6:35 PM
Shooter: Abhi "Koda🐕" Chandra
🔫✅💯‼️ @NerfFalcon
gang member 6: preethi voora🔫
strengths:
-photographic memory
-#1 vball player
-has a pick-up line for every situation
weaknesses:
-survived multiple car crashes
-extremely allergic to cranberries and dust
-tried too hard to be funny
gang member 5: clayton walters🔫
strengths:
-has a sexy jeep
-can fix any problem with duct tape
-is 5'6 but will still knock you out
weaknesses:
-the female gender
-lacks food at home
-calculus
❇️Gucci Gang❇️ has found it's first victim! Shaan "Band Kid" Stephens of Stampede was caught lacking outside his house while for looking for a flashlight🔦.
Time: Saturday April 27 9:35 PM 🕤
Shooter: Clayton Walter
🔫✅💯‼️ @NerfFalcon
gang member 2: kushagra bansal🔫
strengths:
-somehow always has time to hang
-will roast the fuck out of u
-has memes for every situation
weaknesses:
-many near death experiences
-deca. (iykyk)
-#1 most wanted by lil uzi's music label for distributing leaks
gang member 1: Jessica Bauman🔫
strengths:
-can survive without sleep
-nails are always done
- has colorful fish named benjamin
weaknesses:
-always wearing sweatpants
-tall white boys
-will ask a question that has already been answered