Gugga Bumbee

Dillingham Master of Whispers

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BREAKING: The @MassiveSmashers are hiring Glorbis Glave as their new head coach and Brandon Breglen as their new general manager.

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The Bart Davis era, which seemed to be headed finally towards a title, ends in disgusting fashion, as the Smashers go from 4-0 to 4-5 and miss the Rocket Cup Playoffs.

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BREAKING: @MassiveSmashers are firing long time head coach Bart Davis.

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BREAKING: @MassiveSmashers are firing long time head coach Bart Davis.

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Hearing Percy Babbitz and @MassiveSmashers in agreement on 5 year extension worth around $70 grillion

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BREAKING: @MassiveSmashers have fired head coach Chicken Gabe.

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The @MassiveSmashers will be starting formerly unknown player Shimothy St. Shmoo in their next game

I'm told from Smashers PR he has no relation to the team's captain

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BREAKING: The @Real_MHL has suspended @MassiveSmashers captain Jimothy St. Ploo for 1 game for his hit in the dying minutes of the team's loss to MIN.

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BREAKING: The @Real_MHL has suspended @MassiveSmashers captain Jimothy St. Ploo for 1 game for his hit in the dying minutes of the team's loss to MIN.

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MAJOR BREAKING: Just hours after winning the title game, @MassiveSmashers Cecil Bud Digby was found KILLED in his own home.

It is believed that it was connected to a large gambling debt that he built up over the last few years. He was found with the title banner draped over him

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BREAKING: @MassiveSmashers (HC) captain Jimothy St. Ploo is opting out of his current deal and signing a new 5 year extension with the club worth $80 grillion.

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Hearing the @MassiveSmashers HC are parting ways with OC Sheb Gibberson.

No change on the position of Chicken Gabe and the rest of his staff.

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After being hired, Massive Smashers RLC new head coach Bart Davis completely changed the way the team plays, which resulted in an undefeated 9-0 regular season!

Playoffs begin tomorrow night on DSN

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BREAKING: Massive Smashers RLC parting ways with BOTH Lewis Habbersnatch and Jam Wayne after the team missed the playoffs for a third consecutive season.

No replacements have been named yet but it's believed there are multiple candidates that the club is interested in pursuing.

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Just spoke to @MassiveSmashers captain Jimothy St. Ploo, who took responsibility for the team's 9-8 OTL vs GRI.

He has reportedly declared he will now be fasting until the team wins 3 games in a row and if they do not this or next season, then he will recuse the captaincy.

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STE V begins tomorrow night on DSN!

Hearing one roster spot has been confirmed for @MassiveSmashers - Jimothy St. Ploo will begin the era with the team.

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BREAKING: The @Real_MHL is implementing a promotion/relegation system for STE 5.

The primary league will have 20 teams, with the 2nd league having 16.

The top and bottom 5 teams in each league will be promoted/relegated each season.

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BREAKING: Edrick is signing a record breaking 11 year, $165 grillion contract with DMS after restructuring his current deal.

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BREAKING: Bud Douglas will miss the remainder of the season (and STE) with a broken penis which he sustained in the final minutes of last game.

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MAJOR BREAKING: Chauncey Dillings has just announced that @Real_MHL commissioner Roger Footbert has been killed.

In a shocking turn, Shump Eggbert has been named the newest commissioner of the Monkey League!

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Hearing Smashers RLC closing in on 7 year extension with Edrick

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BREAKING: Chauncey Dillings is ALIVE. He is in critical condition and things can change very quickly but the belief is that he will SURVIVE today's terrible attack on he and his brother's lives.