Guinevere Saenger

She/her. All things Kubernetes. Ada c6. git blame @PulumiCorp, ex @github.
Apparently this is a postal service stan account now.

[Guinevere Saenger @guincodes]

@sophaskins get outta here

[Cartoons Hate Her! @CartoonsHateHer]

So many women are talking about wishing they didn't have to work so they could be homesteaders and tradwives but I'll go a step further: I wish I didn't have to work so I could be in the aristocracy and have servants do everything for me.

[Cascadia Doug @jerrysends69]

Vote no on all 4 Washington Initiatives. Make Brian Heywood regret dumping multi-millions of dark money on this election.

[โอม Oran @oranv]

25 years ago, Initiative 695 gutted funding for public transit and ferries in Washington state. Its devastation left impacts from Sequim to Seattle to Spokane that are still felt today.

Don’t let I-2117 be this generation’s I-695. Vote No.

[Guinevere Saenger @guincodes]

@thockin listen, bike infrastructure is important, TIM

[Seattle Department of Transportation @seattledot]

there is a cure

https://t.co/NxWjwcaKRZ

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

my life changed when i learned some house spiders can't survive outside so now i just catch them and release them in a friend's home

[Guinevere Saenger @guincodes]

@usrbinkat @rawkode Lies. I was doing it way before David

[Guinevere Saenger @guincodes]

@sophaskins among some of my friends we say, "I went on a stupid walk for my stupid mental health, please give me a gold star"

I'm still mad that core exercises prevent back pain tbh

[(((Matthew Lewis))) cults & consequences @mateosfo]

Most drivers in the US are fully aware of how much it sucks to be a driver in the U.S. They complain about it constantly — the parking, the traffic, the road rage, the gasoline and insurance and repair cost.

We’re a few cognitive steps from all the light bulbs going off at once.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

i actually think a major reason is bc we've built our cities to benefit owners of car companies

[ally @missmayn]

i don't understand this economy when nursing homes are so expensive they bankrupt our grandparents but nursing home aides need to use food banks.

daycare is so expensive it eats up one parent's entire paycheck and yet daycare providers only make $10/hr and need second jobs.

[Guinevere Saenger @guincodes]

are we still doing boomer takes?

mine is that I absolutely hate talking to a voice/text recognition program when I call a support number.

I just can't ever phrase my request in a way such a program requires. Not on the spot.

Also I hate waiting for the robot to finish talking.

[Guinevere Saenger @guincodes]

@IanColdwater Literally being around you makes my day sparkle. 💖

[Guinevere Saenger @guincodes]

@kaseyklimes hahaha have you met any north germans
if we have to open our mouths to say hi, we're already having a talkative day

[Guinevere Saenger @guincodes]

this is how things are in Hamburg as well. I love it.

Where I live now, people "helpfully" point out the pee-soaked elevator a mile away. No thank you.

[kasey @kaseyklimes]

my favorite new york social code is when a lone person needs to get a stroller up the subway stairs.

nearly instantly, a stranger picks up the other end of the stroller,
helps carry it up, then departs as quickly as they appeared.
no words are exchanged. eye contact is minimal.

[Guinevere Saenger @guincodes]

@sophaskins eat more

eat all the olives

so I don't have to

[Brendan Fraser Crane @bf_crane]

As a general rule of thumb: whenever the alt-right and wealthy LA yoga moms are in agreement on something, then that thing is trying to kill you and they gave a Nobel prize to the guy who successfully killed it in return.

[Guinevere Saenger @guincodes]

I'm so exited! Personally, I use the system for placing holds on the books I want to read, but I know computer access is really important to so many people. ❤️📚

[Seattle Public Library @SPLBuzz]

🖥️ Access to public computers, pickup lockers, and the Suggest A Title form will come back the week of September 3rd!

To see more updates on our recovery, visit https://t.co/h1iJkG4U44