Manuel Gulley

Beer junkie. Total student. Friendly twitter fanatic. Unable to type with boxing gloves on.

[Manuel Gulley @gulley_manuel]

I don't always trust people, but when I do it's way too quickly.

[Manuel Gulley @gulley_manuel]

Honestly, going home sounds way better than going big.

[Manuel Gulley @gulley_manuel]

What do you mean there are no Z's? That's impossible. - Snoop Dogg, on Wheel of Fortune

[Manuel Gulley @gulley_manuel]

Me: Why did you invite so many people on our date? Judge: Ma'am, this is a harassment case. Me: *twirling hair* You feel it too, don't you?

[Manuel Gulley @gulley_manuel]

Thank you Pandora for playing every relationship song I have ever associated with an Ex... *eats everything in kitchen*

[Manuel Gulley @gulley_manuel]

My friend just passed away from cancer. Makes you realize who and what's important. Love more. Hate and bully less. ~inspirational as fuck

[Manuel Gulley @gulley_manuel]

He was gone long before she left him.

[Manuel Gulley @gulley_manuel]

It's all smoke and mirrors*. *primer, concealer, base, highlighter, shadow, liner, mascara, lipstick and three photo filters

[Manuel Gulley @gulley_manuel]

False hope is the only hope I know.

[Manuel Gulley @gulley_manuel]

Do not fuck with someone that knows the truth and is not afraid to proclaim it.

[Manuel Gulley @gulley_manuel]

The best thing about tomorrow is that this day will be over. Or any tomorrow, maybe none in particular.

[Manuel Gulley @gulley_manuel]

It's dark in here. I can't find my boundaries.

[Manuel Gulley @gulley_manuel]

Congrats @3sunzzz! @DebraMuffin picked your tweet as Tweet of the Day: https://t.co/B3TmOzPyvD€¦

[Manuel Gulley @gulley_manuel]

It's so much easier to be brave when you have a lot of options.

[Manuel Gulley @gulley_manuel]

My favorite person in the world is pretty much anybody that I don't have to explain things to.

[Manuel Gulley @gulley_manuel]

[murder scene] Detective: Did you pack up ALL the pudding cups? Cop: Yes sir, but why? Detective: The proof is usually in the pudding.

[Manuel Gulley @gulley_manuel]

I spent today resenting the food pyramid.

[Manuel Gulley @gulley_manuel]

I assume anyone who can easily fold a fitted sheet is lying.

[Manuel Gulley @gulley_manuel]

I've always wanted to say to someone, "You better shut the fuck up before I pop a cap in your ass," but I've never had the opportunity.

[Manuel Gulley @gulley_manuel]

They say that men only use 10% of their idiot.