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[🪱 @ori6g]

Instead of meeting Messi as a child i met Ronaldinho so i just get hammered as fuck the night before Sunday league

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Me waking up this morning knowing that Argentina lost the final

[Zoe Miller @zoeschimke]

“So, if you had to guess, roughly when do you think you’ll be home from Troy”

[GumboWeather @gumbowx]

@the_ceo99 LOL. No.

Im pretty attractive, based on the pretty girls who try to start convos with me.

5'11" blonde bombshell. LOL. If she sends me certain signals sure, but she has to be very overt bc im not expecting her to dig me.

[GumboWeather @gumbowx]

@growing_daniel Is there a more American generation?

Do we need more? Yes? Why? More = better!

[GumboWeather @gumbowx]

@hugibsie Ok, Im an older dude, so take my advice with a grain of salt.

Sleep with dudes you like, you dont want zero experience. The problem with too much casual is it makes it harder to get a long term partner, bc lack of excitement.

But knowing what you like is good for a relationsi

[GumboWeather @gumbowx]

@brianatheroux I think you got it a little backwards. The girl is never interested in something romantic, the dude is and acts like a friend to try to gain proximity.

His lame personality dont help, but thats not the reason.

My wife knew me 6 mo b4 dating. But she was into me, so...

[GumboWeather @gumbowx]

@iedtwt I literally just want hugs and my wife to play with my hair (its long and lux).

I know what women think this means, but I really just want a little pampering

[GumboWeather @gumbowx]

@iendurepain My party trick is my liver metabolizes THC extremely quickly. Can eat 200 mg of edibles and not get high.

Could totally do this.

[Brown Panther @drilliebobby]

Smoking on that uhhhhh oh geez

[GumboWeather @gumbowx]

@powderski I work at the resort and live 20 minutes away

[Kyle Porter @KylePorterNS]

Argentina wins games in ways that would have ended friendships over FIFA in college.

[GumboWeather @gumbowx]

@NWSSPC

[Nugs @Nugjokes]

Lowkey would not know if I had the Diarrhea parasite or not

[Louise Jensen Duffy (also Ernest Jensen) @LouiseWeebe]

You’re listening to Sisyphus FM, the home of non-stop rock.

[GumboWeather @gumbowx]

@anyotherleader1 Its been a weird thing in this convo.

American says if x athlete trained at soccer his whole life, could be pretty good.

European: *scoff* he doesnt have good ball control.

US: Well yeah, hed need to have trained

Euro: Stupid Americans think T. Hill could play soccer

[American Ultras Talk @usmntaut]

Another MLS shill in the media wants Poch out so they can hire another mediocre MLS coach. Who’s surprised?

[GumboWeather @gumbowx]

@everrettlamar @WD4963 Id settle for 5-1 honestly