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[kaput @gummibeers]

@dveightmusic @akeos_ utterly gobsmacked

[Alex Degen in my 2025 era @atothe_d]

I think the ultimate American experience is growing up in a place without chick fil a, hearing constantly about how their politics are evil “but their food is so good” and then eating it and the food isnt very good at all.

[Laura Peek @laurapeek_]

On my flight today I woke up from a nap & an attendant was walking down the aisle holding a pug, saying “we found this pug. Whose pug is this??” And for 3 hours we all just took turns holding the mystery pug until a verrrry stoned man in the last row woke up & was like “Roscoe?!”

[Dan Savage @fakedansavage]

Unarmed queers in a gay bar in Colorado Springs were able to do what hundreds of armed men couldn't do in Uvalde.

[Laura Cox. @loonylaura]

@serio_noserio @daniellevalore I've definitely learned a lot on here. And most of my tweets are RTs of what other people have said because they can say things much better than I ever could.

[Alex @champagnegummy]

@biancaxunise @JasonSheridan When “shout out to his family” was said I collapsed into myself like a dying star under the weight of my mortification

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

simply unforgivable that elon is forcing me to either get hot (instagram), get annoying (substack), learn what a server is (mastodon), or become an actual psychopath (linkedin)

[West Coast Spence @westcoastspence]

@iUsedToBeADuck Guys like maps. We like to go onto Google maps for fun not just for directions but to get a lay of the land

[ogmaxb @ogm4xb_]

if i die all my boys got permission to say “on my dead homie” and then tell a lie

[Robert Schultz @_RobertSchultz]

trump announcing he's running for president one week before we have to see all our uncles at thanksgiving is arguably the most twisted thing he's ever done

[brandon* @brndxix]

this is unemployed peoples 9/11

[Ꮍᴀᴇʟ @elle91]

Me going to explain something I literally learned about 5 minutes ago

[John Kennedy @FrazzleMyGimp]

Elon hired me earlier this week to transcribe everything people are saying at Twitter HQ. Here is the last 24 hours

[GL @gldivittorio]

You're laughing. Instagram accounts that gained hundreds of thousands of followers entirely by posting twitter screenshots are losing the source of their livelihood and you're laughing.

[lea chin-sang @bigfatmoosepssy]

this feels like the part in Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs where they all had to vacate the island or be crushed by a 66 foot hot dog