@_Enanem_ My Dad called a family The Sausages because the he once heard the dad call his little boy sausage. Mrs & Mrs Sausage and the 2 chipolattas. Their car was obviously the banger.
@Ben_Aaronovitch Still drive but you would struggle to steer or break. My BF got a puncture on a rear on the M11 on his motorbike. Said if it had been the front he would have gone straight over at that speed. Was able to safely pull into a lay-by.
As luck would have I stayed at a friends last night and have my towel with me. I had a ceasar salad for lunch so am boiled egged up. #TowelDay#Glorious25thofMay