Chester Emerson

I'm an old farmboy and a construction worker, 2 groups who are notorious for speakin' plain. If straight talk offends......

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@aroog1278 Go ahead, go buy a gun from a legal dealer without ID. I’d like so see how that works out for you. I’ll wait.

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@femalebodybuil6 Not even sure the dogs would eat it.

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@ronsterd89 Prince.

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@shouq_al90149 California. Followed by New York, New Jersey, Massachusetts, Washington, Oregon, and Illinois.

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@_josephine0_ Be easier to ask which country I would never leave.

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@lippyent Lions, Tigers, and Wolverines.

Oh, and surrounded by large bodies of fresh water.

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@vxylily Lying POS

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@TrumpsHurricane Don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.

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@ElenaBee0 Horribly overcooked

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@Kinza1278 Michigan

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@CynicalPublius @SarahAHoyt I love a boss that won’t ask people to do what he/she wouldn’t do themselves.

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@Eman_8282 The black eye. I hope you gave one right back.

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@Sassafrass_84 I feel sorry for those of you too young to know who this is. I really do.

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@Jassmini2 I never turn down a free meal, even if it’s MacDonald’s cheeseburgers with fries. Although, the four grand would be nice.

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@monsterhunter45 According to Wiki the Brandollini Principle is: The amount of energy needed to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than that needed to produce it.

Yeah, In those exact words.

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@Avabelly__ Nothing wrong with working on your tan.

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@GuntherEagleman I’m old enough to have watched his resignation live on television.

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@Hombrelmparable Bravo, Sir!

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@JackCarrUSA My favorite Bond films were the ones that stuck closest to Fleming’s books. Doctor No, From Russia With Love, Thunderball, and Casino Royale with Daniel Craig stuck close to the storylines.

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@monsterhunter45 Ouch!