David Gunn

[LinearB 📊 @LinearB_Inc]

Why would you choose LinearB over our competitors? For @Syngenta, it was our:

✅Simplicity
🙂Easy configuration
📈Immediate ROI

Don’t waste your budget on a tool that takes weeks to configure. Watch this interview w/ our VP of CS @gunnd & Jason Krohn 📺

https://t.co/ZbD2Nk8EHL

[David Gunn @gunnd]

@owillis “Tell them The Tyrant Lizard King sends his regards…”

[David Gunn @gunnd]

Finally had enough time to sit down and finish #straygame and get the cat to The Outside. Five minutes after the credits rolled, he was asking to be let back in.

[David Gunn @gunnd]

Said goodbye to an old friend today after 17 years. She was a shitty dog, but she was OUR shitty dog, and I’m going to miss her a lot. “Pancho needs your prayers it’s true, but save a few for Lefty too. She only did what she had to do, and now she’s growing old.”

[David Gunn @gunnd]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/eYKqXJaVcP

[David Gunn @gunnd]

@AmFo42 As a geriatric millennial man, I feel personally attacked right now.

[David Gunn @gunnd]

@waltdwilliams I can’t even walk Lefty off-leash, no way animal control lets wolfman roam free.

[David Gunn @gunnd]

@waltdwilliams Vampires: only active at night. Werewolves: only active at night once a month. I think the kid wins 90% of the time.

[David Gunn @gunnd]

I don’t know when exactly it happened, but I am officially “listens to bluegrass covers of ‘90s & ‘00s alt rock” years old.

[David Gunn @gunnd]

Not too hot. Not too cold. All you need is a light jacket.

[David Gunn @gunnd]

The storm just knocked out the power in my neighborhood. Anyone wanna hop over to Cancun and ride this out at the Ritz?

[David Gunn @gunnd]

So are we still doing fast food banquets at the White House or what? Asking for a friend. #SicEm

[SB Nation @SBNation]

Baylor has dominated in men's AND women's basketball over the last few years

2019: women's national champions 🏆
2021: men's national champions 🏆

[David Gunn @gunnd]

#Baylor is about to earn that covid spike a week from now. Have fun celebrating guys, just be careful. #sicem #thanksdad

[David Gunn @gunnd]

New books in the easter baskets, plus a rainy morning, means a lazy Sunday on the couch. I can’t read this without hearing @romanmars voice in my head.

[David Gunn @gunnd]

I did the thing!

[David Gunn @gunnd]

Do you think Zack Snyder was contractually obligated to include all that gratuitous 2017 era Mercedes product placement in his director’s cut, or did he just really feel it was a critical part of his 4 hour vision?

[David Gunn @gunnd]

My favorite thing about #TheGrammys in a pandemic: “Masks, but make it FASHION!”

[David Gunn @gunnd]

@NPRWeekend @NPR it was March 12. We knew it was coming, but thought we’d be safer away from big cities. We headed out for spring break in big bend national park. no cell service for 3 days. Checking our phones after, It felt like we came back to thunderdome. #TheMoment

[David Gunn @gunnd]

If @NASAPersevere finds water on mars before I do in Austin, I'm gonna be pissed.