Garrett

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Idc what yall say those taxes ain’t high enough lmao

[Garrett @gurgerking]

Planet fitness playing Solange on Valentine’s Day. They want to kill me

[kyle @kylehhh]

Gay men with low sex drive = emperors, CEOs, philosophers

[Wheeljack @SJWheeljack]

LIKE FUCKING CLOCKWORK

[Garrett @gurgerking]

Something about the changing of the seasons that either makes people really kind or somehow emboldens them to be incredibly rude

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

The template

[daniela @yungtyranny]

It’s actually been so long since we had a real criminal trial with national moral, political, and erotic appeal. Idk if I’m more excited to pretend to understand criminal law or deepen the parasocial connection I feel with Luigi. I miss him already.

[Garrett @gurgerking]

The cultural reframing of an average sized penis to a “boyfriend dick” changed my life

[Garrett @gurgerking]

If you have an equinox membership. The revolution will not spare you

[Garrett @gurgerking]

Still think about this often. Mother

[Pamela Anderson @pamelaanderson]

I despise violence...but what is the violence of all these people and burned luxurious cars, compared to the structural violence of the French -and global - elites?

[Garrett @gurgerking]

Liked my hot coworker’s selfie on his insta story. Is this an HR liability

[Louis Staples @LouisStaples]

Brat summer

[cheyene norah @onlyyagirl_]

Reminding myself that the past is a place of reference not a place of residence

[Garrett @gurgerking]

Lot of fragile linguistic prescriptivists in the replies but I think this is cool as fuck. Quebec franglais they can’t make me hate you

[Jayden 🇨🇦🇵🇾🇨🇻🇪🇸 @GRIT0DESAUDADE]

showing this to any european who’s first language is french and watching them violently convulse on the floor

[Garrett @gurgerking]

Back on tinder

[Garrett @gurgerking]

My mom told me she’s saving banana peels to make potassium enriched water for her plants. She saw it on Facebook. Diva

[danny @ithinkitsaDanny]

bumping that

[Garrett @gurgerking]

Back in the USA. Everyone is ugly 😔

[Garrett @gurgerking]

Bad tattoos on leather-tanned skin
Jesus christ on a plastic sign
Fall in love again and again
Winding roads doing manual drive

[⚧︎ @FREAKYPRlNCESS]

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