sarah

[sarah @gurloftheyear]

one time i felt lonely but then i remembered that i am part of the nation's biggest LTE network

[sarah @gurloftheyear]

@gracefurby is this exer

[sarah @gurloftheyear]

@quincyber_ HAHAH

[sarah @gurloftheyear]

just found out there’s a type of frog called a beach frog?! i’ll post in thread

[sarah @gurloftheyear]

he sucks

[sarah @gurloftheyear]

coffee shops— pls offer kids size coffee for those of us who only take three sips then throw it out. idc if it’s problematic. but if it makes you more comfortable, you can call it “young beautiful girl size”

[sarah @gurloftheyear]

@rianacometoLA can u explain the boredom one

[sarah @gurloftheyear]

@zachbdunn this account tweet like u

[Baby's names @Babysnames]

baby

[sarah @gurloftheyear]

@dirtmagician this tweet is so funny

[sarah @gurloftheyear]

@zachbdunn wtf you stupid asshole. you are a total asshole.

[sarah @gurloftheyear]

@ActionDemocrat i w eszuzuzzyzz

[sarah @gurloftheyear]

@bluejeanbaby_15 HAHAH

[sarah @gurloftheyear]

everyday my coworker drinks this red liquid out of a clear glass at 9am and everyday i wonder “is that gatorade at 9am?” and if one day i find out it is in fact gatorade, i will have no choice but to fall in love with him because he’s insane

[sarah @gurloftheyear]

not a fan of ambulance sirens… they should emit a smell instead

[sarah @gurloftheyear]

@zachbdunn the most beautiful girl in the world is already named bri rodebaugh

[sarah @gurloftheyear]

so bored at work that i might eat my lunch at an inappropriately early time

[sarah @gurloftheyear]

i love traffic. it makes me feel like i’m finally part of something.

[sarah @gurloftheyear]

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