JM

Help me, I'm poor.

[JM @gurlwithajob]

Incase you needed to hear this, you are exactly where you are meant to be in this moment

[JM @gurlwithajob]

@erastourticks In the map, nothing has lit up

[JM @gurlwithajob]

@Eman1421 @ErasTourResell I’m fighting for my life here

[Eras Tour Resell @ErasTourResell]

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[Gillette Stadium @GilletteStadium]

You asked, we listened!

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[Gillette Stadium @GilletteStadium]

13 years ago Taylor Swift played her first Gillette Stadium show.

1 week until she plays her 13th.

RT and follow to enter to win a custom #13 Swift jersey!

[JM @gurlwithajob]

@emmakvbdw Interested

[JM @gurlwithajob]

@keiran_jones1 Interested

[JM @gurlwithajob]

When your team doesn’t make the playoffs, you root for the hottest quarterbacks. I don’t make the rules

[JM @gurlwithajob]

@Eman1421 I can’t believe i missed this holiday

[JM @gurlwithajob]

Send ballots not nudes. Well actually don’t take a pic of your ballot either, just vote.

[JM @gurlwithajob]

Maybe if we called the clitoris golf balls, men would be more motivated to find it

[JM @gurlwithajob]

@Eman1421

[JM @gurlwithajob]

Things i will never understand no matter how many times they are explained to me:
1) daylight savings
2) when arriving to the airport why go to departures

[JM @gurlwithajob]

@Eman1421 It’s more fun guessing the words

[. @thebrattyvirgo]

*getting on twitter and searching Jesse Williams name like*

[JM @gurlwithajob]

@Eman1421 Precisely !

[JM @gurlwithajob]

Imagine falling in love with someone and then realizing they dance like one of those inflatable things outside car dealerships

[JM @gurlwithajob]

@AlexandraEgann Don’t forget white

[JM @gurlwithajob]

Sir i have dog

[Matt Gaetz @mattgaetz]

How many of the women rallying against overturning Roe are over-educated, under-loved millennials who sadly return from protests to a lonely microwave dinner with their cats, and no bumble matches?