Gurps 🌙

Don’t you know that God is Pooh Bear?

[Gurps 🌙 @gurpy15]

don’t trust anyone who has decaf coffee before 7 a.m.

[Gurps 🌙 @gurpy15]

@rlallx disgraceful

[Olivia @labias_corpus]

I’ve had Crunchwraps more supreme than this court

[Gurps 🌙 @gurpy15]

@yoitsannalisa i’m here for it 🙌🏽

[Jackson Harris @Jackson_Harris]

Don’t lie … everyone’s Harry Styles fan

[valerie barr @valerie2776]

Why is the SNOOZE button on the iPhone alarm so big and bold and the STOP so tiny and dark? This is rude and enabling

[Harry Hill @veryharryhill]

In honor of National Pizza Day, we must remember the singular most important pizza in cinema: the M&M encrusted apology pie Mia Thermopolis sends to her bff’s brother, Michael Moscovitz

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

“I’m here for a good time, not a long time” between Covid and climate change, you’re here for neither

[Gurps 🌙 @gurpy15]

Slowly converting my parents to Zayn fans with the song Tightrope.

[Gurps 🌙 @gurpy15]

@lessthansimran Bring them all, I want to join you on this trip.

[princess @pmulaa_]

So tomorrow is Monday again ? I can’t keep living like this.

[Gurps 🌙 @gurpy15]

@lessthansimran it’s about time!

[Brian Steixner MD @DrBrianSteixner]

Just overheard a ER doctor tell a patient “If you are concerned about C02 levels from a face mask, then our climate crises is really gonna make you lose your mind”

[prance @bocxtop]

*watching a billionaire above me burn 300 gallons of fuel flying to applebees* oh no i didn't bring my own bag to the store

[❤️ Jameela Jamil ❤️ She/Her ❤️ @jameelajamil]

Disgusted at the racist untalented bitter cowards being abusive towards Rashford, Sancho and Saka. Three young men we’re lucky to have on our team. I hope social media/mainstream media platforms as well as ALL WHITE PLAYERS go out of their way to fight this, and protect them.FFS.

[England @England]

We’re disgusted that some of our squad – who have given everything for the shirt this summer – have been subjected to discriminatory abuse online after tonight’s game.

We stand with our players ❤️

[England @England]

Sunday. 👀

[Michael Tannenbaum @iamTannenbaum]

The CDC said that vaccinated people don’t have to wear masks and to trust the honesty of strangers and HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh no