Armstrong

about 70% of us should have either been swallowed, or a money shot.

[Armstrong @gurthquake]

Cops just slammed on my door for "chance of domestic violence" and needed to know if Marcia was okay🤦🏼‍♂️💀 I was domestically violating my ladies cheeks, officer - Not my lady.

[Seth Dillon @SethDillon]

This was such a good exchange. Tim backed him into a corner and he didn’t even see it coming.

[Stuttering Craig (Official) @StutteringCraig]

The WNBA is a mess.

[Armstrong @gurthquake]

dont miss this out @mryuk17 @trampeze @garzarale @LaiHeeKit1 @asddRICHKID @BurzynskiAndrew @DussertMayence @gopinathg1407 @ilmarchino_o @ares_43lab @Vulanx030820

[Armstrong @gurthquake]

zkSync AirDrop just announced! @TheDeFier1337 @sjy15339155577 @0x8099 @PigoinkPig @JasperGerlach @insanedegen @TroyeSivanLV @AacunaMatata1 @SergeyTroshin7 @parekhashish2

[Deron Black @DeronBlack1]

@ESPNFantasy @MatthewBerryTMR @FieldYates @MikeClayNFL How is the Bears defense credited with 2 touchdowns? Gotta fix the app bruh.

[Armstrong @gurthquake]

@ESPNFantasy fix Chicago 2 defensive TDs. They only had 1. Didn’t even score another TD after their first one either!!

[〽️arty @ZoolanderCZ]

@mackdano @evanfoxy @RapSheet @PatMcAfeeShow But in a way it feels like "Go Verlander, you deserve to win."

[Adam Herman @AdamZHerman]

I am no longer impressed that Nicholas Cage managed to steal the Declaration of Independence.

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

If you defended the BLM riots but are condemning the riot today, you're a ridiculous hypocrite.

If you condemned the BLM riots but are defending the riot today, you're a ridiculous hypocrite.

It is better not to be a ridiculous hypocrite.

[Murda☘️ @4EMurda]

a job will have you 17 with a 40 year old best friend "like damn where James at Today?" 😭😭😭

[Armstrong @gurthquake]

@nb24811 @TheMaximumGee @bsizzle155 @AdamSchefter Only a list of the greatest qbs ever lol this guys delusional

[Armstrong @gurthquake]

The way he laughs about this is fucked up🤣😂

[Max Markham @MaxMarkhamNFL]

Name a better duo.

I’ll wait...

[amanda ᥫ᭡ @amandajalisha]

pandemic or not, why do mfs stand so CLOSE behind you while you’re waiting in line??

[Armstrong @gurthquake]

@Mini_Frocious @big_macdowell God is good

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

After the Texans’ latest loss today, J.J. Watt was asked how he and his team would be able to bounce back next week. His answer is required watching for many.

[Warmstrong @Warmstrong274]

@JohnHillbery @RapSheet He had every chance to be a free agent. He signed here

[Armstrong @gurthquake]

I wouldn’t hate Aaron Rodgers as bad if the leagues referees didn’t blow him every Sunday.

[Armstrong @gurthquake]

@Beatrizchristo3 About a smart as a fuckin bike tire, aren’t ya? Lmao

[The 40oz Connoisseur @Smok1ngAces]

You shouldn’t have to have a job and six hustles to be comfortable