Augustus Daubert

26. MD》PA. He/Him.

[Augustus Daubert @gus_daubert]

@TerriblyHQ I think you may have forgotten to change the caption on this one, Mr. Interesting.

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@terminallyOL The Midnight Library by Matt Haig. Original post relevant.

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@stickydacat The last one should be quite the compliment though. I assume they mean you have big dick energy and should therefore have a big dick

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@sammycore333 How do u feel about surgeries https://t.co/Tl1UTBDdhR

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@FBallAnalysisYT I think I need an explanation on how "hell no" is two people accused of sexual assault and one of the most wholesome dudes in the NFL

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@sammycore333 Were you begging for the boiling water again?

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@TFG_Football ...is he going to be high enough on the depth chart to get a graphic?

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@lyruedde @telyhouse And he was fine!

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@Panthermonium_ @marcypig OH. Well, using end of game inventories to count "purchased" items is pretty damn stupid. Technically, you only purchase the items shown and the final version of them are earned. You're probably right though.

[Mia Moore @StopTweetingMia]

Happy pride! I'm a trans woman who just made a queer sci-fi movie called AGAIN AGAIN

It's about what happens AFTER someone spends 10 years in a Groundhog Day style time loop and how we move forward when everything seems meaningless.

I can't wait for you all to see it 🖤🖤🖤

[Augustus Daubert @gus_daubert]

@jessicobra

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@spectralwoofer_ What did she do to that poor recurve bow?

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@LanceS_MHH @BenjaminSolak Game is tied, 5 seconds left, running clock. The offense is lined up at the opposing 10 and just needs to stop the clock to bring out the kicking team. The QB pulls one of these. Ben is that QB. https://t.co/CVIpBEqQYv

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@sammycore333 Yea what the other person said
https://t.co/EUjbJGj99l

[Cloudy 🌥️ (real angel) @oncloud_e]

so i epilated my legs a month ago and the way my hair has barely grown back in at all since with no ingrown at all is insane??? i had famously hairy legs before this and now they are indistinguishable from a císgender woman's, sure it's painful but this might be the tech

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@BenchwarmerBran J J can't hurt you any more https://t.co/f0lxLedIoo

[Ron Stewart @RonStewart_]

Justin Jefferson 17 game pace

in 10 games w/ JJ McCarthy:
•75 receptions
•913 yards
•3 TDs

in 84 games w/ literally anyone else at QB
•108 receptions
•1608 yards
•8 TDs

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@RSayre04 @TheOGfantasy

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@nikicaga "Well well well, not so easy to find a mayor that - hey, stop that. That's illegal."

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@Hbomberguy Hi I was wondering if Alexander ever got his bookmark back thank you