doofus

oh, I see

[Daniel Galleghost 🎃👻 @BeanWalrus]

The Futurama joke where Fry witnesses an alternate universe where they're all cowboys and he assumes there's infinite universes, and the professor tells him "No it's just the two"

[ru @ruqaiyalore]

i like people who disagree with me. you’re wrong but i like the fact you attempted to have your own opinion

[tasman @lildorothy_]

damn shawty the data doesn’t really support your hypothesis

[dangly sack @dangly_sack]

Meets weekly 40 yards from the bar

[dangly sack @dangly_sack]

Starting a run club that only runs one timed 40 yard dash a week

[doofus @gutbuckets]

@Nelson8118 @phi_ci if he wants generational wealth he would

[2022 Heisman Winner @vj_v_]

I have yet to see Lebron do this

[Big Beautiful Woman @yippingyapping]

I move this freely without shame or fear just not by dancing and i am punished all the time for it.

[reversecowgirl69 @botticellibimbo]

i saw a tweet from a professor that said everyone under the age of 30 begins sentences with gerunds and it’s haunted me ever since

[doofus @gutbuckets]

@BrilliantOranje @notbenfish Vancouver isn’t a serious contender as long as East Hastings exists

[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

birthdays just don’t feel the same without the free flow of maritime trade through the Strait of Hormuz

[doofus @gutbuckets]

@friendt0all Sorry to hear, it’s a tough state of affairs.

Wish Canada was an option for y’all

[nisten @nisten]

why did @fordnation delete this this is great lol, both spiritually and gametheoretically

[♡madam sandler♡ @VlRTUALBOY]

The deep respect the world has for Dolly Parton is evident in the way I was able to go the entire day without seeing her face split with Xxxtentacion's

[doofus @gutbuckets]

@AridoAmSubstack @bigseb31213 Yeah I don’t disagree with his stance given his position (or any future government maintaining them - the bridge is burnt regardless)

Though, don’t understate the permanent trust and goodwill lost towards your country due to breaking an established trade deal

[alttabbing to bloons tower defense in grad seminar @notbenfish]

college football is a jeffersonian sport about the power of competing local elites that has been perverted into a hamiltonian sport about the tyranny of the judiciary

[Neet @neet_sol]

Being 32 is a peak age. No rush to get a job, not too worried about saving money, still young, just living life

[doofus @gutbuckets]

@WhiskDog0612 @DavidJ_Cole @sarobertson_ @identitykrysis man y’all are brainwashed