Max🦇(dead and out of this world)

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[devilish deeds done @damnedcoldly]

david productions is gonna reveal who david is and bring him on stage

[valerie☆ @literallyapearl]

When I saw this for the first time on Pinterest I almost deleted the app

[Ruth 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ @superpaperslap]

I just realized I'm older than burgerpants fuck my life

[rose @louismyrose]

“#DPM607RA19102009” can someone actually give me a gun

[Pop Base @PopBase]

17 years ago today, Dan and Phil became Facebook friends.

[:p @mealwormie27]

YOU will get through this announcement!!

[Bubbles (they/he)🏳️‍⚧️ @Monkey2Bubble]

"ugh, kids these days are so miserable"
well, when theyre awake to the world and realise how shit it is and then their government decide to ban them from the one thing that gives them a sense of community, its gonna make them miserable innit.

[Kieran Edmunds 🇬🇧 @ESCKieran03]

I am going to say this bluntly

You are a FAILURE as parents if you can't keep you child off social media yourself

YOU bought them the phone
YOU can confiscate it during homework
YOU are the parent, NOT Keir Starmer

Authoritarian ban for your "convenience" is not the answer

[deffonottom @Altymcaltalt3]

What else is there to do? Go to the local play park and get kicked out cause some old sod called the council and complained about the noise?

[michelle. @michkeenah]

doing this without investing in kid-friendly public spaces and programmes makes no sense whatsoever. all this is gonna do is push kids to use more fringe and unregulated social media apps

[BURN IT ALL 4 RHAENYRA ᗢ | WNCel⚔️ @haniimhome]

They’re not old enough to be on social media but can have their faces plastered all over tv. Alright man 😂😂😂

[dan and phil intern⁷ IS MEETING DNP @boyz_with_phun]

💜DAN AND PHIL - PHAN MISSION CONTROL LIVE ON STAGE🚀

[Dr Glover| SAC: DRGLOVER @Dr_Gl0ver]

At 17 you can

Have consensual sex
Have a kid
Drive a car
Work a job
Vote
Donate blood
Join the army

BUT you CANNOT watch YouTube after your allocated government bedtime lmao

[Nat ✨ FREE 🇵🇸 @loopzoooop]

that’s the question isn’t it. what WILL she do? there are no youth clubs for her to attend. food, cinema tickets, any sort of third space activity is all too expensive. their parents are underpaid, saturday jobs don’t exist any more, children have truly been abandoned by the govt

[stella 🪐 cr: jojolion @_doppiowo]

When you bleed on it it activates like the stone mask and grips onto your pussy with unstoppable force

[💜✨ILANA✨💜 #phorlando @pheal_of_lesbos]

Dan turned 35 this week and is hotter and gayer

[PinkNews @PinkNews]

Happy birthday to half of the iconic Dan and Phil, Daniel Howell! 🥳

Dan came out in 2019 by posting a video titled 'Basically, I'm Gay', which detailed his journey with his sexuality.

In an October 2025 YouTube video, and after 16 years of fan speculation, Dan and Phil revealed that they have been in a romantic relationship since 2009.

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📷 IG/danielhowell

[The Pink King @DayalSami]

Call me a hater but I think living in a world where both trillionaires and global poverty coexist is a sign humanity has failed as a species

[tay ! @homosexualitay]

there’s a youtube video of me when i was 10 years old rapping and i say my full name, address, and phone number, and then proceed to rhyme my last name with hitler

[Phil Lester @AmazingPhil]

HAPPY BIRTH @danielhowell here are some beautiful photos of you from this year