Lil Dirty Foot

I hate wearing shoes

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

A tractor trailer full of dildos and lube flipped and spilled all over a highway in Oklahoma @OutandAboutpod

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@AmtrakNECAlerts Literally

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@threesixjade Thnx, Ant

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I had the opportunity to use the word Nepotism today and it made me so happy.

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I just had a psychologist tell me, “due to your unique challenges and history I believe you may need to find someone better equipped to be your therapist. Good luck!” I’m THAT type of crazy.

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I’ve come to accept that at any point in my life I could become the crazy lady on SSI that is homeless or lives in a half way home. I’m THAT crazy. It could all fall apart tomorrow.

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Anytime 2+ people leave a single bathroom I assume they’re doing coke

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Fuck it, fire me.

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Last week I told my new director of a couple months that I barely want my job

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Yesterday I told him the only way I’d work his OT willingly is if he lets me do it remotely.

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Ochoa is still here?! Such a fantastic surprise

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Now that I’ve left Vegas, please nobody talk to me for the next three days

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I have more ACES than a deck of cards

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A chick at hot dog on a stick isn’t wearing a hat and it’s upsetting me more than it should

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When ppl want to play games at work, I play a game too. Unfortunately for them, I play a game called, ‘I win’

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Kona. She’s a Tyrannoborkus Rex. Very rare and surprisingly docile. Fluffier than you’d expect. Still enjoys snacks. 14/10 would pet with caution

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I’m walking into work and I just wanna be getting in @SnowThaProduct limo

[Miki Minach 🤍 @bloodymermaidz]

I miss you so much 🥺

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@fakedansavage Is GA not a livestream? What’s the difference? #savagelove #humpfilmfest #hump