Guuyonthecouch

I represent the guuys in America who love to talk about sports from the comfort of their home couches 🛋️

[NFL @NFL]

Giants plan to start J.J. McCarthy vs. Texans. (via @JFowlerESPN)

[Guuyonthecouch @guuyonthecouch]

The #Internet is #Undefeated @KingJames @vj_edgecombe @sixers @ESPNNBA @NoChillGilZero 😂🤣😂

[Guuyonthecouch @guuyonthecouch]

@JoeFlacco would have played today. @Lj_era8 sat out a divisional game because he plays pretty football. @ESPNNFL @NFLonFOX @getnickwright @EmmanuelAcho the @Ravens are built as a city and community known as #BlueCollar no grit or grind

[Guuyonthecouch @guuyonthecouch]

#MarvinHarris impacting the game week 1 with the @HoustonTexans tells you how bad the Arizona Cardinals organization really is @TheFFBallers 🫠

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#MarvinHarris pulled the greatest #houdini on the @AZCardinals ever @ESPNNFL @NFLonFOX @damienwoody @getnickwright 🤣😂🤣

[NFL @NFL]

Eagles announce QB Jalen Hurts has "superficial blood clot" will miss Sunday's game vs. Panthers.

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

Wow: Bears QB Caleb Williams goes OFF on a reporter who asked him why he's keeping the grade of his hamstring tear secret.

We have never seen anything like this 😬

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

ESPN's Troy Aikman did not deny the report of tension between him and Joe Buck this morning on @dfwticket, saying there’s a time and place to discuss it and now may not be it.

"I don’t know if it’s hard to figure out kind of what happened."

Aikman says he’ll hit free agency after the season and figure out where he lands next.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

For the second straight day today, Bills WR DJ Moore did not practice due to his shoulder injury.

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@Seahawks need a legit # 2 for #JSN . Once he is taken out a game there office is pretty inept @ESPNNFL @NFLonPrime @NFLonFOX @FieldYates

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

CHRISTIAN WATSON IS UNREAL

THE SCARIEST DUO IN THE NFL

🤯🤯🤯

[Guuyonthecouch @guuyonthecouch]

I watched the @Jaguars almost loose again being to cute. Now I am watching #benjohnson & the @ChicagoBears being too damn cute with these plays. Ben sometimes you gotta just line this “stuff” up @ESPNNFL @NFLonFOX @FieldYates @getnickwright @DannyParkins

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Bengals WR Ja’Marr Chase and Tee Higgins, both listed as questionable for today, both will play against the Dolphins.

[Draft Sharks @DraftSharks]

Ja'Marr Chase & Tee Higgins Active
https://t.co/tbECTGKZ93

[Guuyonthecouch @guuyonthecouch]

@SleeperNFL @SleeperAZCards Can’t run

[Guuyonthecouch @guuyonthecouch]

@SleeperNFL @SleeperAZCards Seattle. Learn behind Jaxon. Could be a legit # 2 if it pans out. Cooper is old & Rasheed can run routes.

[Guuyonthecouch @guuyonthecouch]

@ChessLiam Too early to tell. Ask this question again after week 14

[Underdog NFL @UnderdogNFL]

Puka Nacua (hip) won't practice Wednesday.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Rams WR Puka Nacua will not practice today due to his groin injury.

[NFL @NFL]

Giants QB Jaxson Dart is expected to have knee surgery that will end his 2026 season. (via @RapSheet, @MikeGarafolo)