Carlos

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[Carlos @guy_being_dude_]

Calling my d*ck the uncut gem

[Carlos @guy_being_dude_]

Pulling out my ball hair like, she love me, she love me not

[EL HOMIE 🇲🇽 @ELHOMIExLA]

Yall go to santa monica and hangout w mfs from Chicago and say that LA sucks. Grow up and meet some mexicans and maybe 5-8 Filipinos

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

Did I just get shot by an AR-15? Feels like it.

[Carlos @guy_being_dude_]

Rest in piss bozo

[sofi @vegan_clown]

dudes love to be like “my friend” and it’s a girl they’ve had sex with

[Malik @MalikMcYeet]

Fake bush lovers after a run in with a real winter coat

[Carlos @guy_being_dude_]

In bed with shawty, she called a man to ask for McDonald’s for us 😛

[Carlos @guy_being_dude_]

Maybe one more credit card will fix my problems

[Carlos @guy_being_dude_]

Car crashed
Tattoo canceled
Debt increasing
Ear ringing
Possible concussion
Yeah dudes rock summer on the move

[Carlos @guy_being_dude_]

Nibbling on it

[Carlos @guy_being_dude_]

I hate this mf

[Chris Pratt @prattprattpratt]

Your favorite house cat is making a comeback... Garfield 2 coming soon!

[wicked wigger of the west @Nick_Cerveza]

Working is gay. For starters,

[alien @fastestUFO]

drinking a beer alone with terrible posture