Guy Keshet

[Guy Keshet @guy_keshet]

@peoples_energy - I left you 6 months ago. you confirmed the cancellation and after complaining also calculated my final bill and refunded me the up front charges. How come you suddenly reactivated the direct debit and charged me again, without producing a bill or any usage??

[Ms S @Ms_Stentorian]

@theresa_may Let it be on record that I, member of the public, do NOT back this deal.

[Guy Keshet @guy_keshet]

https://t.co/Kydr8qH9C2

[Guy Keshet @guy_keshet]

Mmm, maybe they should try penalties for tennis? 🤔

[Guy Keshet @guy_keshet]

https://t.co/4ArLniuVDz

[Guy Keshet @guy_keshet]

To celebrate #towelday2018 (& #lilacday) I'd like to share a snippet's earth's version of Vogon poetry:
I am the best
I predicted Apple’s stock would fall
I will build a great, great wall
I build buildings that are 94 stories tall
My hands – are they small?

By Trump, Donald J

[Guy Keshet @guy_keshet]

Score!! I got 44/50 Christmas TV & movie classics right! Reckon you can beat me? #WinFestivefinds https://t.co/19hDPVW229

[Guy Keshet @guy_keshet]

@katiolowe @NOWTV morning Kate - its guardians of the galaxy 2

[Guy Keshet @guy_keshet]

#xmaspartytime https://t.co/S4vLOKqShZ

[Guy Keshet @guy_keshet]

Come on @rustyrockets - if your driver keeps blocking the Thames side cycle path I may stop listening to your radio show...

[Guy Keshet @guy_keshet]

When the White Walkers gatecrash your office and change the passwords on your laptops. (need a bigger firewall!!) #GameofThrones #SkyAd

[Guy Keshet @guy_keshet]

When the White Walkers gatecrash your office and change the passwords on your laptops. (need a bigger firewall!!) #GameofThrones #SkyAd

[James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville]

Quite possibly the best tweet of the entire election. https://t.co/KRr079KvQz

[Guy Keshet @guy_keshet]

Interesting article about the link between the woodcraft folk and Corbyn's Labour https://t.co/f0Wm37sFSQ

[Guy Keshet @guy_keshet]

Things that makes go hmmm... https://t.co/YgurHn7ezT

[For The Many @ForTheMany2020]

Nice one Sky. #VoteLabour #GE2017 https://t.co/6EGSOUrB88

[Thom Yorke @thomyorke]

would we like a say in our future? are we sick of being told to leave it to those who "know best " ? V o T e ! https://t.co/SdGnx8BlNE

[Guy Keshet @guy_keshet]

@hol_ron Wahh??? I didn't realise you could code microservices in COBOL?? #cobolboy

[Juliet Brando @sliderulesyou]

A Tory poster from 1964 and a reminder to vote them out in the upcoming election.

[Cris in Taiwan #1 @cjuroz]

don't panic and get ready #TowelDay

[Guy Keshet @guy_keshet]

DONT PANIC, it's #TowelDay