smelvin

inventor of great machines #SNART

[smelvin @guy_requiem]

If new Fortnite season REMOVES meowskulls… grrrrr… I can’t accept this…

[smelvin @guy_requiem]

@el_spunch Every tweet we ALL make is important, worry not dear friend

[smelvin @guy_requiem]

@buddygod2k15

[smelvin @guy_requiem]

I highkey feel fat and stupid who up??👀

[IWILLY2000 @lmfaotesuals]

top 5 clip ever

[smelvin @guy_requiem]

@buddygod2k15

[HowlingWiggerPig 🇺🇸 @HowlingHawg]

Uranium Glass Wigger Pigs

[smelvin @guy_requiem]

@el_spunch @Madonna @twomad

[The Hellenist ☀️ @The_Hellenist]

Seven things wrong with this image:

1. A girl’s first kiss should be on her wedding day.
2. The girl is embarrassing the boy by kissing him in public.
3. The boy is playing football. Ball games are for little children.
4. The boy and girl go to the same school. Coeducation is asinine.
5. The boy’s hair is short. Boys should grow their hair long, then cut it at age eighteen to sacrifice to Apollo.
6. They are wearing purple. Purple is a color reserved for royalty.
7. The boy’s number is 81. 81 is a historically gay number.

“American gothic” is a euphemism for “American decadent.”

[mr_eggs @scrumble_eggs]

They already made an American version of The Odyssey and it’s called Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle.

[smelvin @guy_requiem]

@DaxTRUTHH @eIizohs @CFarkleton45685 @Arbitrary_user @siziyman @mattyglesias I don’t see Steven Nash in that number 2 slot though…

[Mike Phoenix ☭ @N7_PHOENIX]

@whimpermanence Should ask the fellas over at
r/smalldickproblems. This is brutal.

[Scottie Pippen @ScottiePippen]

Something just shifted.

I’ll leave it at that.

[huge awesome @grownbackward]

When you have 3 purple hearts

[smelvin @guy_requiem]

Yo @DaRealBurmy why we throwin my Numbani games? Installing cheat clients onto my pc to make me ult after the fight is over and we STILL needed to push to the corner? Lowkey a sell from you brotato chip

[President Trump Commetary @RealPresidentT]

I’ve sent JD Vance to Pakistan to negotiate with the Iranians. I’d go myself; but I don’t want to go to Pakistan.

[smelvin @guy_requiem]

@buddygod2k15 Wrath even

[smelvin @guy_requiem]

Making an app, a game where you launch little colorful avian creatures at larger, more green porcine things, and it will be free, as that is the nature of the bird