Seven things wrong with this image:
1. A girl’s first kiss should be on her wedding day.
2. The girl is embarrassing the boy by kissing him in public.
3. The boy is playing football. Ball games are for little children.
4. The boy and girl go to the same school. Coeducation is asinine.
5. The boy’s hair is short. Boys should grow their hair long, then cut it at age eighteen to sacrifice to Apollo.
6. They are wearing purple. Purple is a color reserved for royalty.
7. The boy’s number is 81. 81 is a historically gay number.
“American gothic” is a euphemism for “American decadent.”
Yo @DaRealBurmy why we throwin my Numbani games? Installing cheat clients onto my pc to make me ult after the fight is over and we STILL needed to push to the corner? Lowkey a sell from you brotato chip
Making an app, a game where you launch little colorful avian creatures at larger, more green porcine things, and it will be free, as that is the nature of the bird