Alasdair Conway

Over 50 years breathing experience. CRFC, Triathlons, Golf n other stuff. Soul mate: Grumpy Smurf!

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@awkwardgoogle The Knick

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@TheMasters Why is Faldo's head so big?.... Oh Wait!

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@madeano I blame Leo for having the orals on a weekend! 😂

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@The42Virals
Now calm down Roy… they’re only young fellas…

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@VodafoneIreland
Galway/Loughrea area
Why is the network down ? 4-5 Days now!
Yes, I know you’re sorry for my inconvenience
No, I don’t want to DM you.
No, I don’t have details of my accounts.
Just tell us what’s going on and when it will be fixed.

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@MernaghLiam @newhandlehun It’s good to see you can tweet out of context

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@JOEdotie I’ve seen enough US movies to know this was an assassination made to look like the dog did it!

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@tvcritics Would the real Enoch Burke please stand up?

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@UtdXtra18 @ThatsFootballTV Is that last sentence a promise?

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@SarahKSilverman Breaking news:
Dispersion of white light removed from physics curriculum!

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@connachtrugby You could do with some cornrolls Mack

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@connachtrugby @btsportrugby Can anyone explain why Brian O’Driscoll took soo much glee in seeing Connacht loose?

Must have had Leicester in his accumulator.

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Reaction from JP after the game.

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@bingowings14 What the fock is he doing with Driver on the green??
😂

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@TodayFM @ConorMurray_9 @KEITHEARLS87 @DermotTodayFM @DaveTodayFM

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@psyclingqueen @Sineadburke10 @karengallen2 @theglamityjane @Dawn_ACT @DolDeBie @ElaineARoche In similar news....🙈

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@Peter28485796 @connachtrugby Hi Peter 👋🏻
Thoughts on pride in the jersey or attitude after the RDS show?

Never seen them so hungry, more hits behind the gain line than I’ve ever seen and they learned from their mistakes against Ulster. Ball protection was spot on.

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@Peter28485796 @connachtrugby Hmmm harsh! The attitude is there as is the pride in the jersey. However protection of the ball was poor. Either the carrier took it into heavy traffic or the support players failed to clear out. Turnovers and penalties killed Connacht right from the off and continued throughout

[The Poke @ThePoke]

This mash-up of the Ghostbuster’s theme with the Beastie Boys’ Intergalactic works so much better than you’d expect.
https://t.co/jp7o8IAHfk

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@psyclingqueen @eire77_ @JustJanety Yeah, but you’ll never guess who loves a bit of juicy gossip! 🤭