41-year Nebraska announcer Kent Pavelka’s (@KentPavelka) call of the end of #4 Nebraska’s win over #5 Vanderbilt and advancement to their first Sweet 16
Idk what people are telling you but I personally think it's really cool and smart of you to hold onto the box your cellphone came in for two years in case of a scenario that you came up with in your head that has never occurred in real life
people learning to drive in Ireland have to put a big N sticker on the back of their car (“novice”) that is functionally identical to the Nebraska helmet. Huskers fans are gonna get here and think there are hundreds of thousands of Irish Nebraska fans
Vampires are probably the least scary monsters. “The sunlight kills them and they’re extremely allergic to garlic” am I supposed to be afraid of that? This is like the instructions you get when dogsitting a 17-year old Pomeranian